To think I am being bullied by MNHQ?

[lesley33]

I spend a lot of time on here and am a pretty prolific poster (okay Maryz posts more than me, but I think I start more threads).

And yet I read about posters being invited to drinks, wine or even dinner parties with Olivia, Rowan and Justine. I have never been invited to anything.

So AIBU to think I am being bullied? (Mumsnet Rules 101: Social exclusion IS bullying).

Note to lurkers/non prolific posters: Don't come on here whining about how you have never had an invite either. MNHQ doesn't even know who you are! Whereas I have been mentioned twice in the Talk RoundUp. MNHQ know exactly who I am and still I don't get an invite!

I once slept with MNHQ - all of them at once.

I think I have been posting on here regularly for at least three weeks now, where is my invite....

what's the round up?

Does John Craven do it?

That would be totally awesome, a new jumper per round up

Here Lesley, so you haven't been invited to the MNHQ wine and cheese parties. Get over it. I am neither prolific, nor have I been mentioned in the Round Up. But they love me sooooo much that they send me a hamper and set up a real time link when they have a party (so I don't feel left out).

I'm not saying they don't know you (your name may have cropped up, but I couldn't possibly comment), or don't like you (you may think that, but again, I couldn't possibly comment), I'm just saying that you don't get the F&M hamper and FaceTime with v. famous and influential people like wot I get.

Extrapolate from that what you wish.

I even have 'Contacts' and I've never been invited either.

Dione - nobody got their F&M hamper this year.

We were 'victims' of the great F&M Christmas balls-up this year. So far we've received a bottle of claret, a grovelling letter and a £50 voucher to spend in the F&M restaurant

Sorry Talc, yes, of course you are right.

Erm, I can honestly say I didn't get none of the Iberico, caviar, truffles, Bottles of Montrachet or gold plated, fair-trade chocs nor did I get private one to one sessions with cabinet and shadow cabinet ministers or any laureates in the recent past.

I didn't see or hear nuffin. Right? I was sneezing at the time.
I had a cold.