To think I am being bullied by MNHQ?

[lesley33]

I spend a lot of time on here and am a pretty prolific poster (okay Maryz posts more than me, but I think I start more threads).

And yet I read about posters being invited to drinks, wine or even dinner parties with Olivia, Rowan and Justine. I have never been invited to anything.

So AIBU to think I am being bullied? (Mumsnet Rules 101: Social exclusion IS bullying).

Note to lurkers/non prolific posters: Don't come on here whining about how you have never had an invite either. MNHQ doesn't even know who you are! Whereas I have been mentioned twice in the Talk RoundUp. MNHQ know exactly who I am and still I don't get an invite!

I don't know whether I had a post deleted for calling maryz a bigbottomed hairy bridge dweller yesterday as she wanted someone to be deleted so she could compare colours...

Maryz, i tried, half heartedly i know...

oh and I have been in the roundup, just the once though.

I also called you a troll Maryz and they didn't delete that either. I reckon they're on to you at long last

I have been here less than a year. Maybe thats it? HOw long do I have to be here to start getting invites then?

I think MNHQ are bullies too, they won't let my posts be blue, like theirs.

That's just mean

No (sobs)

St Lucia was lovely.

Me and lockets particularly enjoyed lazing in the hammocks whilst sipping cocktails. Vair pretty at sunset, wasn't it lockets.

Did you go to St Lucia too Maryz

I was here when JudgeFlounce was a round - do I win a prize MNHQ?

well hellAIR

i wonder who had this name then.....

( ia hve about 300 different names - REALLY that manY)

ooh this is better - with a captial letter

OH MY SHITTING LORD

i have just pasted them into excel
i haev over 500 differnet name changes

I've had a drink with CarrieMumsnet.

Codandchips - you cow - you have the name I wanted

lol
i can spare about 562 others

Posie - you are making it worse!

i got sent a present from MNHQ when DD was over due.
they sent it so that she would hurry up she didn't
and they extended my live birth saga by 10000000s of posts so that it could finish with a birth.

they love me.
(sorry that doesn't help)

I'm not in wit the MNHQ crowd.

Probably beacause I fart a lot.

This is SOOO sad. Get a RL. And RFs.

Zombie humbly suggests that Divorcedand2teenDDs should read the entire thread.