To think I am being bullied by MNHQ?

[lesley33]

I spend a lot of time on here and am a pretty prolific poster (okay Maryz posts more than me, but I think I start more threads).

And yet I read about posters being invited to drinks, wine or even dinner parties with Olivia, Rowan and Justine. I have never been invited to anything.

So AIBU to think I am being bullied? (Mumsnet Rules 101: Social exclusion IS bullying).

Note to lurkers/non prolific posters: Don't come on here whining about how you have never had an invite either. MNHQ doesn't even know who you are! Whereas I have been mentioned twice in the Talk RoundUp. MNHQ know exactly who I am and still I don't get an invite!

What form does the grovelling take to be re-instated?

How many times can you be re-instated?

Can I be the first to say "leave the bastards"?

and now you have a sweary name
they're WATCHING

I don't even know what a round up is

I've been in the Round Up loads. And I've been proper banned and reinstated. I had to promise to be a good girl first.

What is a round up? Do they gather you all togeather and steer you away from the dark side

Thanks Maryz have just noticed it

How often can you be banned and re-instated?

Who is the queen of bannings and re-instatements?

i've been in round-up TWICE yes TWICE

so ner

once before i even registered [work that one out emoticon]

What's the point of bannings then?

But if it's a temporary ban it must be OK to return?

Sarah you got banned? what did you dooooo?

Sniffle ... I never get asked anywhere either, but then the only time I did fly above the radar and appear in Round Up was a thread moaning about being forced to go to a crap party so there may be a connection somewhere! grin] ( dons Sherlock hat and wanders off to find magnifying glass ... )

DH and I have been invited to Justine's holiday home this summer. DH and Mr Justin will be off golfing whilst Justine and I sun ourselves by the pool and have summits on how to take out Matthew Wright.

Shit, now even the emoticons are defying me ... ( Wails )

If you get banned and are then re-instated, are you effectively a prodigal son?