To think I am being bullied by MNHQ?

[lesley33]

I spend a lot of time on here and am a pretty prolific poster (okay Maryz posts more than me, but I think I start more threads).

And yet I read about posters being invited to drinks, wine or even dinner parties with Olivia, Rowan and Justine. I have never been invited to anything.

So AIBU to think I am being bullied? (Mumsnet Rules 101: Social exclusion IS bullying).

Note to lurkers/non prolific posters: Don't come on here whining about how you have never had an invite either. MNHQ doesn't even know who you are! Whereas I have been mentioned twice in the Talk RoundUp. MNHQ know exactly who I am and still I don't get an invite!

Twice for me. First one was for being very naughty and troll hunting. Second one was when some idiot reported me for sock puppetry, and cos I'd used @googlemail.com and @gmail.com it showed as 2 separate email accounts.

Obviously, that one was sorted very quickly, I'm more than happy to say what I think in my own name, I'm not a drip and I don't need a bloody sock puppet to stick up for me cos I'm MNHQ's fave and they do it for me

Mr Justin, Bupcakes?

Isn't it Mr Tumble or just plain Justin?

[ponders possibility that Justine's DH is Mr Tumble]

HAHAH
you are whingey fucker

I went to QUESTION TIME with Justine and did her hair

Omg lesley you are so right.

And after you invited everyone to your wedding too? T'is bloody unethical I tells ya!

So it does give you prodigal son status, Stratters. Something for us all to aspire to. I want that fatted calf.

Sorry, no fatted calf left, MNHQ had a massive BBQ with it. It was great fun, loads of gin too.

No, no, I do understand that I have to be banned to get one.

Poor deluded fools. When will you learn that you are all just part of the MNHQtrix and you are nothing more than a snack to be poked by their evil alien mandibles.

Was hoping that someone from MNHQ would come onto the thread and issue an invite to me

Round up CHECK
Banned. CHECK
Reinstated CHECK

Donations to Mnhq - Gin & Tequila and a gift box from Coco de Mer

Bit of poster flesh caught in one of your evil alien mandibles Al0uise.

That wasn't calf Stratters that was the fatted goat. It waxed fat on Gregg's and fruitshoots before being wheeled out to welcome you back into the fold...

Can't be a goat, Pom I'm not eligible for one :(

I sort of made the round-up. VERY sort-of, actually. Sort of in that Aitch didn't mention my username OR the name of my thread, just hinted vaguely at it. She is SUCH a wuss

Yes well I've made the round up and even been deleted so that proves that mnhq loves me bestest. Ha.

Read it and weep looooserz

SIOB (Zombie style)

Zombie is shocked that anyone would think Stratters has a pet zombie sockpuppet.

Tuts (also Zombie style)

loopylou - You are bullying me too

Giz ya dinner money lesley

< menacing stare >

I've never been banned. I've been told off, been in the roundup I can't remember how many times and I'm in the book. (one of them anyway, can't be arsed to buy the rest and search through!) Loads of deletions, well average I suppose.

Never been invited to nowt though. And I used to be in the top ten prolific posters, once.

when I was young and thick

I've been told off, but never been in round up, so I'll be getting my coat.

I STARRED in a roundup.

But I had to lead a zombie attack on MNHQ first.

I've never had a post deleted though

i had a whole fekcing topic named after me
beat that suckerz