To think that humans who shit in the woods should clean up after themselves?

[EasyToEatTiger]

It's pretty revolting when your dog dives into the trees and starts eating human shit. People usually leave something behind which they've been wiping their bum with. People are always moaning about leaving dog poo behind, but little is said about human excrement.

Ahh well then Endo we can take that as gospel then, they can't both be wrong. He was from a harbour city, so i always thought there had to be truth in it somewhere.

anyone else laughing at 'oh crap I was trying to link to that page.

This is why I will never own a dog.

I'm a bit worried about the dogs tbh Ariel. It can't be good for them, surely?

Does anyone else remember that programme 'Flavor of love'? where Flava Flav gets 20 girls to live in his house to compete for his affections. There was one bit where they were all in the lobby wearing classy dresses and drinking champagne (all sophisticated like) and one of them needed a shit, so she just bent down and did a Richard on the floor!

Sorry don't know how to link

madonnaist.buzznet.com/user/video/41404/somthin-poops-flavs-house/

I did one in the woods once, I remember as it was long, big and quite steamy ! I was so relieved after that one

No!. Spuddy !.

I KNOW!

Human beans ought to know better than to poo in public places where someone else might tread in it. Treading in dog shit is horrible, but getting human poo on your shoe is on a new level. Isn't it?

Spuddy: I loved that show. How desperate would you need to be to fight over flavor flav.

Spuddy that was horrifying! Who does that?

Well purple quite clearly the type of person who would degrade themselves to compete with other talentless fame hungry ho's cinderellas for the affections of a certain prince charming by the name of Flava Flav!

Someone did one in the corridor at work during the first round of redundancies. The phantom crapper was never found.

Someone shat on our doorstep once. I was heading out to work, saw a man with his trousers round his ankles at the front entrace to our block of flats. He was partially obscured by the door, but I could see he was doing a wee. I thought it odd that he wasn't facing the door to do that (men normally pee against things, don't they?)

Anyway, I didn't want to walk outside while that was going on, so I had a look from the windows in the stairwell and could see he had some friends who were involved in some kind of drug-based activity in our bin area.

As I left the house about 10 minutes later with DH, it became clear why he was peeing at an odd angle - it was because he was also having a GIANT dump right outside the door.

It was the most disgusting thing I've ever seen. Him and his friends were happily smoking crack in our bin area and we were too wussy to confront them. I was FURIOUS though. DH kept trying to lift the situation, saying, 'now, I know we've had a shitty start to the day, but we shouldn't let it ruin everything.'

Got home from work that night and it was gone. I still, to this day, don't know who cleaned it up!

When I was young I stepped in a turd with bare feet it was right in front of a toilet at the public swimming pool, and I was sun blind and couldn't see where I was walking. Squishy feeling between my toes....still gives me the horrors

I remember once as a nurse looking after a old woman who had been ill and was recovering in hospital. She was independent and mobile and didn't have any bowel problems as I recall.
I went to collect her breakfast tray and next to her Cereal bowl was an enormous turd. At least 7" long and still warm.
I consider myself quite competent in the communication department but it is amazing how difficult it is to ask someone why there is turd on their breakfast tray.
She denied all knowledge of it and witnesses claim not to have noticed anyone squatting over her tray

Ilove omg, that sounds like a little britain sketch..

DameFlatYouLent, I had a bit of sick in my mouth then

Two summers ago my dogs ate or rolled in human shit at least once a week. I was pregnant. It was horrendous. There must have either been someone living in the woods for a while or a jogger who kept forgetting to have a shit before they went out....

There's a MNer with the NN PooPooInMyToes. It gives me horrific flashbacks makes me feel sick every time I see it

Dog turds are indeed disgusting, but seem almost civilised compared to what's been going on here!

Urgh. Reminds me of the time the lifts were out at Covent Garden. We were all trooping down the never-ending spiral staircase. Most people managed to quickly side-step the steaming turd halfway down and everyone was very British in pretending it wasn't there. Grim.

Dd did a massive poo in the middle of a carpark in Devon a couple of years ago. The public loos were shut, she said she only needed a wee so crouched down between the open car doors. Then did the biggest poo ever!

I've also left a poo in dovedale. I had to go. Didn't have a dog, so no poo backs with me.

Nobodyspecial I wonder if we were at the same school? That happened at my all girls school too. We were all called into assembly (KS3, KS4 and 6th form separately) and the head went nuts about who would do such a disgusting thing.

I am very glad from reading this my dog has never shown any inclination to eat shit of any kind! Yuck.

Dogs, pigs and shellfish all eat human sewage but they're not as disgusting as people.