to wake dh in middle of his sex dream

[cheekybarsteward]

Lying in bed next to him obviously in middle of sex dream. Hasn't laid a finger on me in years as he says he cant be bothered or is too tired. Should I stop him getting his fun whilst asleep? Usually I am happy for him to have then but he was particulary mean to me last night when I was trying to improve our marraige by suggesting a date night. Need to work out the best/worst time to wake him. Ha ha!

How do you know he's having a sex dream? or is he just laying there having a wank

Well, from what I remember of sex there is a lot of heavy, rapid breathing involved.....unless he is dreaming about running? Mmmm.....its lasting ages too, I am seriously jealous :-(

Roll him out the bed! Yanbu

Jump on

What would he do - if you kissed him etc?

Isn't your real dilemma why he hasn't wanted sexual intimacy with you for so long?

I like that idea only but I fear I may have missed the boat so to speak :-!

I guess some people are just like that dolcelatte. Takes all sorts. Ironic though that I should end up married to one because I love sex.....a lot! :$

Punish him in a slow, cruel and devious way.

Ow weevils teach me your ways.....

But seriously - is this how you want to live? It sounds like he rejects you? Do you know why?

yanbu given the circumstances. This is about the time you start paying attention to other men. Not in a big way. Just smile at guys in a subtle "How YOU doin'?" kind of way. Your DH won't notice but what he WILL notice is them smiling back and that's what you want.

I'd suggest talking but you've obviously already tried. He sounds like a tool for making you feel bad about trying to make things better! What;s his problem?! Maybe he has erection troubles?

If you want sex and he doesn't, I hate to say it but I think that this relationship may not ultimately have a future.

I'm affraid i cant give my secrets away for free. You have to join my coven and subscribe to my website. There is an initiation ceremony soon, bring wine and a sacrifice to go in the cauldron.

Ooo red or white?

No, he has no physical problems, just at the opposite end of the scale on the sex drive front. And not really a very affectionate person. Doesn't make him a bad person, just different

Both?

Weevilswobble.... do i need to bring a goat?

He's asleep! Leave him alone!

You need to talk to him. Although, (TMI) I find that first thing in the morning is a good time to have sex, since you can reconnect intimately without having to talk, and then talk after.

Will there be sex?

I did let him sleep, I wouldnt really wake him. Im not that evil. Im just jealous, wish I was having one ;-)

Oh, I need to bring a sacrifice. Think I have sacrificed enough :-(

coffeedog yes if its a male, so we can practise ritualised removal of testicles without anaesthetic. Mwa ha ha.

There could be sex. What would you like? Farmer? Delivery boy? Farmer? Clutching at rural straws.

Wait a minute....i might be able to also offer church warden or retired miner? Any good?

I'd wake him up and ask if he's in the mood now!