to wake dh in middle of his sex dream

[cheekybarsteward]

Lying in bed next to him obviously in middle of sex dream. Hasn't laid a finger on me in years as he says he cant be bothered or is too tired. Should I stop him getting his fun whilst asleep? Usually I am happy for him to have then but he was particulary mean to me last night when I was trying to improve our marraige by suggesting a date night. Need to work out the best/worst time to wake him. Ha ha!

if he hasnt laid a finger on you sexually in years because he cant be bothered, maybe you need a new husband

Oh your kinder than me, i'm often woken up by dp humping the mattress. I turf him out the bed !

I usually try to be asleep during bloody sex so i'm damn sure i'm not being woken up by the humping fool when he's getting down and dirty with some random, dream tart !

Too much choice! And you know I am not going to be that fussy after all this time...a pulse will do. :)
Dinah maybe weevils will be able to cast a spell on him to turn him into my love god...hmmmm.
So funny apocalypse

Whoooaaaaaa. I'm all outa spells, had a few drinkies and all chilled n all.