To get annoyed with Amazon reviewers

[Voidka]

Who leave bad reviews due to their own stupidity.

That is brilliant cheers Popcorn
I loved this one

this one has some good reviews.

this is safer for work

berry has posted my other finds :o

Sorry Kveta, I did credit you though :o How on earth you come across these things escapes me though!

i know you did, wasn't complaining at all!

mostly i get them from b3ta, sorry, not my own finds!

Just looking at toasters on Argos website and found a scathing review of one, because it has a sticker on top saying "do not leave unattended while in use"

Apparently this means she is scared to use it, poor thing.

As a Fertility Specialist for Pachyderms, this was exactly what we needed to help rebuild elephant populations all over sub-saharan africa. It's not all just Medications and IVF treatments. Some times you need a loudspeaker, a Barry White CD and a 55 Gallon drum of Lube.

Why does a purchaser say 'great product, fast delivery' then only give me 4 stars? What did i have to do to get 5?

Than one that whomovedmychocolate linked to upthread - Jesus through a toilet seat! I've just wet myself

My fav review on Amazon good 'ole bic biro

Omg the Paul Ross products.

Absolutely PMSL