To get annoyed with Amazon reviewers

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Who leave bad reviews due to their own stupidity.

I give you the ultimate reviews

I loved the Candace Sams reviews that went a viral when she appeared and laid into a reviewer who was critical of her book. She outed herself as an author to avoid for more than one very good reason and has become infamous (not least that she reported people to the FBI for the content of their reviews).

She's deleted her comments from Amazon now but I think you can still find them through links on this newspaper article about the row.

The reviews to A Whole New World from those great contributors to musical excellence, Katie Price and Peter Andre, are legendary. Not a note of sarcasm to be found.

My personal favourites are It had to happen and Father Bob's boombox.

There is a Dutch reviewer that I actually hate. I mean hate. He is literally everywhere on Amazon and does nothing but corrects reviewer's spelling and punctuation and then hounds them if they reply to him - he keeps up his attacks for years.

I bet he is wanking over a dictionary as I type this.

Tosser.

^This is a work of such beauty, i cried and shat at the same time the first time i heard it.

God bless you Katie and Peter^

The Paul Ross one has made me cry with laughter - thank you!

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I laughed so hard at crying and shating at the same time listening to Katie and Peter, I think I have peforated one of my eardrums :(

*perforated

I'm sorry I can't link from here but the reviews for David Hasselhof 'looking for the best of' on the US Amazon website are brilliant.

I also like the ones for Sussex Supplies tin foil

Fantastic thread

With kiddicare it's probably because they hound ask you to review as soon as you've received your item and may not have used it. I think I wrote a useless review of a bathseat because it got them off my back.

Live these links!

These have actually made me cry with laughter after a very, very shitty and sad day. Thank you do much.

There is obviously a whole new world of humour out there that I've never explored...

Am loving Penetrating Wagner's Ring. Favourite is the succinct:

"Although more than a plucky stab at Wagner's Ring, for my money DiGaetani's 'Probing Fanny By Gaslight' remains his finest work to date."

But why, Mr DiGaetani,why? I mean, surely his publishers could have warned him?

These are sooo funny I have slightly weed myself laughing.

It is all your fault.

One for the wolefs

Love the wolef! Tempting to get one for DH...

Bought by the people who bought Popcorn's Paul Ross picture

Huevos,:o Nazi flag and tin foil (for hats I presume)

Please read this ones review, I actually cried with laughter

Actually this guy seems to spend his entire life reviewing shit on Amazon

I love these but have to stop clicking on the links as Amazon will start sending me recommendations based on the pages I've browsed ...

This one made me nearly wet myself. It's a review for Nutella.