To get annoyed with Amazon reviewers

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Who leave bad reviews due to their own stupidity.

Probably a knock on effect of all the others, but I am now crying with laughter at The 2009-2014 Outlook for Wood Toilet Seats in Greater China

Elephant Camouflage Kit

Off to change pants. Hilarious. Did you see the customer pictures for the steering wheel laptop tray? I laughed so much I woke the kids up, they thought something was wrong with me. Thank you OP.

Street Cleaniing Simulator

i'm on my phone so it may have already been posted but the reviews of playmobil airport security are good

Wow, had no idea that spoof reviews were such a big thing on amazon. Home taxidermy will keep me in laughs for a while. God help me, I might even try it at home with a frozen "feeding mouse" stuffed with a polystyrene voodoo doll?

I think many of these are spoof products too....

This is an utter genius of a thread! Love it.

Specially for fifitrixibelle and anyone who missed it before... I bring you... the MOONCUP REVIEW!!! Enjoy! :o

Brutal mock reviews of 'A Whole New World' CD by Katie Price & Peter Andre:

www.amazon.co.uk/product-reviews/B000JU8FXK/ref=dp_db_cm_cr_acr_txt?ie=UTF8&showViewpoints=1

"Similar in it's ambition to Wagner's "ring cycle" but less German, "A Whole New World" is one of the best sound combinations that has ever been recorded. I also found the case very useful for replacing a tile that had been missing in my bathroom for the past two and a half years. A TRIUMPH!
ESPECIALLY SUITABLE FOR THOSE WITH TILED BATHROOMS "

I'm still struggling to clean up after Penetrating Wagner's Ring

And....

Everything you ever wanted to know about buying a biro but were scared to ask:

www.amazon.co.uk/product-reviews/B000JTOYLS/ref=dp_top_cm_cr_acr_txt?ie=UTF8&showViewpoints=1

'Unusual' interpretations of The Bible...

www.amazon.com/Holy-Bible-King-James-Version/product-reviews/0529064634/ref=dp_top_cm_cr_acr_txt/188-8840828-2062732?ie=UTF8&showViewpoints=1

Lifeisquiteabsurd
Apologies - I missed where you'd already posted the Katie & Peter review

Has no one posted what must be in the top-ten most reviewed products ever, a David Hasselhoff CD which seems to be so lifechanging that it will cost you over $100.

Am I the only one who is now seriously worried about what is going to pop up on my Amazon page for the next couple of weeks? Wolf t-shirts, taxidermy, illiterate religious scrawls and Katie & Peter? Oh, my eyes...

Thanks for all these, hours of happy reading ahead!

Love this one for milk, someone has gone all Edgar Allan Poe!

This has to go in Classic threads!

tin foil

Google Maps - get directions from Japan to China then scroll to direction 41!

A gem someone else found a while ago (I can not take credit for this)
This is the actual title of the book complete with exclamation marks.

Birth Control is Sinful in the Christian Marriages and also Robbing God of Priesthood Children!!

Please take care to make sure you look through the list of "Customers Who Viewed This Item Also Viewed". The list I've just seen was as follows (so any MN traffic does not destroy its full glory):

Accoutrements Horse Head Mask
The Toybag Guide to Dungeon Emergencies and Supplies
Accoutrements Yodelling Pickle
Anyone Can Build a Tub-Style Mechanical Chicken Plucker
Castration: The Advantages and the Disadvantages
New! BackSpa - "BIG MOUTH" Back Hair Shaver
The Complete Idiot's Guide to Understanding Intelligent Design
Maybe You Touched Your Gentials Hand Sanitizer
The Mountain Three Wolf Moon Short Sleeve Tee
Wenger 16999 Giant Swiss Army Knife by
BIC Cristal Stic Ball Pen, Medium Point , 1.0 mm, Black
Deer Rear
Joe the Plumber: Fighting for the American Dream
Moon People
Canned Unicorn Meat
Caffeine Killed My Family: Best Free Cure since Jesus Christ
Wolf Urine Lure-32 oz
Wheelmate Laptop Steering Wheel Desk
The Big Book of Lesbian Horse
UFO-02 Detector
The Stray Shopping Carts of Eastern North America: A Guide to Field Identification
The 2009-2014 Outlook for Wood Toilet Seats in China
How Green Were the Nazis?: Nature, Environment and Nation in the Third Reich
Tuscan Whole Milk, 1 Gallon, 128 fl oz
3B Scientific W43014 Testicle Self Exam Form
People Who Don't Know They're Dead: How the attach themselves to unsuspecting bystanders and what to do about it
Knitting With Dog Hair: Better A Sweater From A Dog You Know Than a Sheep You Will Never Meet

I have to say, I am a bit disappointed by this list as the last time I looked
Cunnilingus 101 for Christians: Pleasing your wife through the beautiful act of oral sex
was also on the list. I feel there are some people who will miss this opportunity to buy so I feel it my civic duty to also pick out this gem.

NunOnTheRun
As punishment for this major social faux pas you must now go and listen to all of a A Whole New World. In full. All 12 tracks of musical wonder. Mine is an evil laugh

Cruel, but fair, Lifeisquiteabsurd.

I'm told that the track 'Hot Shot City' is particularly good.

I vaguely remember some mumnetters ending in review for one of Peter Andre's children's book which was really funny.
Must check to see if they're still there.

*entering reviews, not ending.