To get annoyed with Amazon reviewers

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Who leave bad reviews due to their own stupidity.

Ah where's Kveta, she has the best links to these...

like this

and this

this is now sadly unavailable.

Who needs a book on Urban Engineering

Everyone needs to read the reviews for Barrettine Methylated Spirit 500ml on Amazon. Absolutely brilliant!!

www.amazon.co.uk/Barrettine-Methylated-Spirit-500ml/dp/B002ATI4VG/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1331322482&sr=8-1

www.amazon.co.uk/Barrettine-Methylated-Spirit-500ml/dp/B002ATI4VG/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1331322482&sr=8-1

Crying laughing at some of these!!

One review that sticks in my head is this one:

'This book is too scary for my whole family. My child is now traumatized and needs mental help. My wife thought the water colors were very cold and made her depressed. Customers should think before buying a book like this.'

www.amazon.co.uk/product-reviews/0547391005/ref=cm_cr_dp_synop?ie=UTF8&showViewpoints=0&sortBy=bySubmissionDateDescending#R2QLNHXQWOA1TF

About Curious George!!

Those Paul Ross reviews have made me cry with laughter. Cheers popcorn

Most annoying are those where it's obviously an author trying to plug their own book...like "Enjoyed Joseph O'Connor's novel but try "Obscure Title" by "Never heard of",you will love it!" Really pisses me off.

www.amazon.co.uk/Original-Three-Adult-T-Shirt-Large/dp/B002DGJKR8/ref=sr_1_1?s=clothing&ie=UTF8&qid=1331324715&sr=1-1 This is a real classic. Apologies to those who've already read the 3 wolf moon t shirt review!

there was a thread on here a few months ago about an amazon review for the mooncup which was hilarious - I was crying with laughter. I've tried looking for it and I can't find it - does anyone remember it?

Now i need to go on and click on lots of highbrow books so my husband doesn't wonder why amazon are recommending books on taxidermy and Paul Ross tatt

this is a classic

Different shade and more funny reviews here

Popcorn thankyou

and thankyou all. I have not laughed like this for a while

this would be useful

Many thanks for these. Thread of the week.

My favorite review of the Paul Ross canvas was "It arrived and it was upside-down. Useless."

On a side note, I had no idea amazon sold such a plethora of complete and utter tat.

I purchased this product 4.47 Billion Years ago and when I opened it today, it was half empty

This thread is hilarious, thank you all so much, I have made my sides ache and have been crying with laughter, I don't know if I can ever post an Amazon review again.

ha

I have been browsing the "what people bought"£ and reading those reviews too. have wet mysel;f consistently. I wonder if Amazon knows its got a spiralling windup going on?

I'm crying. Prickles the dead hedgehog

Great reviews for the nazi flag too: www.amazon.co.uk/German-Regular-Nazi-Party-1920-1945/dp/B004NDDF0C/ref=pd_sim_sbs_kh_2