To let you all in on my zombie/alien attack plan

[Moominsarescary]

we will round up all the

fatties, dummies, boozers, losers, winos, tubbos, tokers, smokers and jamokers. (taken from scrubs) I will add benefit claimants

Send them outside to be eaten\ probed and anyone left can make a RUN for it.

But who would the judgemental mnetters have left to look down on, would there even be any mnetters left?

Zombie would be left. Zombie is an MNer.

YABU.

Excellent plan my cats will be zombie bate when the apocalypse comeS but it maybe wise to start keeping some dumb people in the basement too as two cars isn't going to keep the zombies at bay for long.

Asking as I put a flat screen tv down there chances are they won't realise they're being held captive. Will probably stick to shorter ones so I can pop a couple in my oh fuck rucksack

As l

Oh Shit! I am doomed and will be eaten!

Aren't the fatties the same as the tubbos OP?

Shit. That's my future taken care of then.

zombie what if the aliens attack, do aliens abduct zombies?

I don't have a basement, where will I keep my zombie fodder

Moomin Zombie has an understanding with the aliens.

zombie I think I might be a bit scared of you

Zombie is sorry if she scared Moomin . Zombie is a relatively harmless zombie.

That's ok, forgive me for not inviting you round for dinner though

I'm OK, I do not live in a village, with my wicker basket.

biggirl so your not one of those mnetters doing the judging, but are they judging you?

Some of them are, i'm stalking more than judging.

Good idea.

Can I propose a Workfare programme for zombies? I don't see why they should be allowed to shuffle around living off hardworking taxpayers.

Snacking on hard working tax payers maybe

Ok so fatties
dummies,
boozers,
losers,
winos,
Tubbos,
tokers,
smokers
and jamokers.
Not forgetting benefit claimants , will be kept in basements as zombie fodder.

Zombies will be used in a workfare program at tescos

but only if I sign fit to work cert!! :):)

I can't see zombies making very successful shelf stackers.

And Zombie is protected. She will not be on any workfare program.

Equal rites for the undead!! :o
except for glittery vampires in volvos!! - can't stand them smug gits - make them shelf stack :)

(Scuttles off to tart up witchdocktor staff with shrunken head of neighbor, feathers, glitter, etc.....)

Zombie does work
She is ZombieMNDM

(ZombieMumsnetDustBin)

What if we post of Netmums that the invaders are giving away free glittery unicorns?

Zombie Dust bin?? tell me more - I so want one!! It might stop neighbor throwing all his stuff in it...... just because bin men refuse to take his coz he's filled it with the wrong stuff (brown recycling bin).

If the Dustbin? calls you, zombiewitchdocktor, you will know it.

The Dustbin? is full of love, laughter and hugs. It is a beautiful Dustbin?.

I'm here to

Or rather, [evil grin]