To let you all in on my zombie/alien attack plan

[Moominsarescary]

we will round up all the

fatties, dummies, boozers, losers, winos, tubbos, tokers, smokers and jamokers. (taken from scrubs) I will add benefit claimants

Send them outside to be eaten\ probed and anyone left can make a RUN for it.

But who would the judgemental mnetters have left to look down on, would there even be any mnetters left?

Oops, too

Do you have love in your heart, ZombieZed? Laughter in your life? Hugs in your arms?

See it's happening already, the zombies are taking over!

No need to hide, moomins. Zombie likes you. She will protect you and guide you to the MatriArk? should the need arise.

I like the fact you can now also post in your official capacity Zombie

Personally having only one plan for dealing with the hordes of unmentionables and their brain sucking cravings is very dangerous! I have at least 3 ready at a moments notice - including heading for the Winchester where there peanuts and beer. Some of course have 37 plans

I can summon all Zombies to The Winchester if you want?? Not sure that they would be happy with peanuts and beer though..... will need at least a naice ham sandwich to satisfy zombie :)

@ moomins - see Zombie very nice not at all bitey munch munch......

No need to put on collar and lead like that nasty michonne in walking dead (touch of the dominatrix there I reckon :o)

Zombie likes peanuts and beer. Well, if by "beer" you mean a proper real ale. She's a pint drinking Zombie, she is. She's not averse to naice ham though...

Lesley will join Zombie in real ale and naice ham loving session.

But she will be killed as zombie bait

And The Dustbin trademarked?? Really?? What unique features does it have to make a trademark stand up to scrutiny

Rule 1. Cardio.

And don't forget the God damn Twinkies.

lesley, you will NOT be killed as zombie bait. Killing is not allowed.

There are dustbins and then there is the Dustbin?. The Dustbin? is unique. For those who find their way there, there is a warm welcome, gales of laughter, bushels of love and an unlimited supply of hugs.

Ok ok should I let all the zombie bait out of the basement now then. If all we need is naice ham and real ale

By killing is not allowed do you mean I won't be killed before I become zombie bait, or I won't be killed at all?

Are there sparkles in your dustbin?? It sounds suspiciously like Mumsnet? Is swearing banned?

Naice Ham sandwiches included?

Pork Scratchings!! Does the dustbin have em? if so are we safe to assume that Zombie likes them (along with beer etc)

Of course naice ham sandwiches are included - and the ham is of course from ALDI or Waitrose.