To ring the council and ask them to deal with this

[EauDeLaPoisson]

Some c**t has kindly allowed their dog to shit on the corner outside our house- a route commonly used by kids going to school/oldies on their merry way. I cant bring myself to move someone elses dogs shit nor should I have to but I dont want it sat outside the house being trod in and walked all around the neighbourhood. WIBU to ring the council and ask them to sort this environmental health risk as tbh im fucking fuming

Yes sorry to break it to you but kids often end up plastered in dog faeces its a talent they have

What's brown and sticky?

A stick?

Threads like this are kinda comforting.

When people say 'MN is just not what it used to be' we can refer them to this thread and say

'it is as it ever was and evermore shall be'

Worra wins the prize

and don't go poo pooing my jokes mind. I'm going to enter Britain's got talent, but am worried that I may be in competition with kids and their giant poo piles.

I think in all seriousness the dog shit situation is better than it used to be.

People really frown on dog shitters nowadatys, when I was a girl people just used to let their dog shit all over. Lovely memories of playing sandcastles on the beacg and picking up a fresh dog turd by accident. Or stepping in a turd and it squeezing through the hols of my jelly shoes.

In the bright, self-reliant future planned for us, Cameron's 'Big Society' will take of all these problems.

There won't be any councils left so everything wil be up to 'community action.'

I pity the stool who tries!

I have memories of picking up white dog poo as a child and trying to draw a hopscotch grid with it

Oh six that was a'poo'lling

lol at you lot

If you [op] read all my post instead of just picking out bits, you would know it is not the poo that makes me laugh it is the fact you cannot bring yourself to swamp it away.

And plastered in poo what do they do roll around in it like a dog.

Or is it in fact elephant poo and if this is the case I do think you should ring someone if there is an elephant on the loose.

yay! at last!
Shit ain't so bad when you learn how to laugh at it is it :)

Toilet humor always makes me laugh.

OP has it been seen to yet by an official................... its nearly midday and maybe time for another dog walk from the offender.

"Yes sorry to break it to you but kids often end up plastered in dog faeces its a talent they have"

wouldn't that be even more reason to remove it from outside your house rather than leave it there for however long it takes for the council to get there?

sorry - my last post was aimed at eaudelapoison's joke

All this could have been avoided if he'd done a poo at Paul's

plastered to me means head to toe.

Usually it is just on a shoe surely...................... I cannot remember my son ever stepping in any, he is always on RED ALERT like SAS ...lol

SAS?

Swamp Away Son ?

If you could copy and paste where I said covered from head to toe? And boys with their trousers dragging across the floor frequently get it on more than their shoes but carry on being obtuse its not just you that is amused by this thread

If more people reported dog shit to the council when they found it (yes the council is duty bound to clean it up), local councils might actually decide that it is worth employing dog wardens to catch people not cleaning up after their dogs and impose the fines they are so keen to advertise. I counted the number of shits I passed on my walk to town one day and worked out the amount of money owing to the council in fines (yes I did have a lot of time on my hands that day ). The system would easily pay for itself many times over.

The only reason people leave dog shit is because there is no comeback for the selfish fuckers if they do. the only reason the council doesn't impose their advertised fines is they don't see it as a priority/worth their while. If they were having to send out cleaners left right and centre that might change.

So YANBU. report the poo

My sons trousers do not drag across the floor they sit just right.

So what is your definition of plastered then?

Just a little divert.

What about horse poo, nobody has to pick that up, it is just left there.

I know it does not have the toxins of dog poo, but nevertheless still sticky.

ahh but they fight to pick up the horse poo. Great for the roses.

Plastered means shit faced. Those poor poor children.