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To be a bit disappointed in Kate Middleton?

285 replies

saffronwblue · 02/03/2012 23:47

When visiting Fortnums, apparently she talked about what a struggle it is to make tea properly with "dried tea leaves". For someone who has not ever worked full time, had dependents or any particular constraints apart from media interest, I thought she might be a bit more interesting and competent. She still seems to spend her time giggline and hair flicking and being generally self conscious.

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LineRunner · 03/03/2012 00:18

She's fucking nails, underneath.

AgentZigzag · 03/03/2012 00:19

I agree with Mrsg, all the signs for her hatching an evil plot to bring down the monarchy and all of society with it, are there for the reading.

IAmBooyhoo · 03/03/2012 00:19

disappointed? why? did she promise you that she would make small talk that related specifically to topics that interested you during all public appearances?

LeBOF · 03/03/2012 00:22

I think she could have made an incisive political comment in the wake of Fortnums being targeted in the riots. "All proper tea is theft", perhaps.

Casmama · 03/03/2012 00:23

I love the fact that she is still wearing the eyeliner despite a lot of media critisism. In my head she is saying "fuck you I'll wear eyeliner if I want to" whilst making polite chitchat with fornum employees.
I just don't see her as public property to be picked apart like those who volunteer for reality tv.

Mrsgradgrind · 03/03/2012 00:23

Ooh zigzag I like that idea - subverting the monarchy from within. She's probably a student member of the SWP - gone undercover, and now gone native.
On the other hand, maybe she is just a bit heavy with the eyeliner.

LeBOF · 03/03/2012 00:26

Since she put on Diana's engagement ring, she was doomed by her ghost to never relinquish her eyeliner. She should just be grateful it isn't blue.

oikopolis · 03/03/2012 00:27

God i was just thinking about Diana's eyeliner LeBOF

there's a Japanese horror film in there somewhere

Mrsgradgrind · 03/03/2012 00:28

casamama if the royal family isn't the ultimate manifestation of reality tv then I'm, er, the queen of Sheba.
Le bof - :) :) - thankyou for making me chuckle

AgentZigzag · 03/03/2012 00:31

As is found with all evil geniuses I bet she rants about her plan when she's alone, pacing up and down with a one sided conversation of how Prince Edward will rue the day he set foot on a stage.

When she starts looking coyly up from under her fringe, that's the time to put any zombie plans into action.

Casmama · 03/03/2012 00:33

Really Mrsgradgrind, you would compare Prince William or his bride to someone like Chantelle whatshername or someone from the only way is essex? How?

Mrsgradgrind · 03/03/2012 00:35

I wouldn't let her near my dalmation puppies either, if I had any

LineRunner · 03/03/2012 00:35

Because they're zombies.

LineRunner · 03/03/2012 00:36

Not the puppies. The royals.

Casmama · 03/03/2012 00:38

The Royals have a hugely political role to play and so far she seems to be doing okay. This thread is so fucking depressing.

Mrsgradgrind · 03/03/2012 00:39

Casamama - maybe not the royals who have been unfortunate enough to have been born into the monarchy, and therefore have no choice, but those who choose to join it today must know that their life will be treated as reality-tv style fodder for the media. The

CotesduRhone · 03/03/2012 00:40

She's the kind of person who thinks marrying into the (dead, thankfully) aristocracy is just fine - of course she's dead behind the eyes. Grin

SlinkingOutsideInFrocks · 03/03/2012 00:42

The aristocracy's dead?

HalfPastWine · 03/03/2012 00:42

of course she's dead behind the eyes

Stepford Wife?

Mrsgradgrind · 03/03/2012 00:42

... msg continued ...
However much Kate loves William she must have realised that by getting involved with him in the first place, let alone choosing to marry him, meant that she was putting her life in the public eye, albeit for certain rewards. So not so very different from Chantelle or Jade Goody

CotesduRhone · 03/03/2012 00:43

That's wishful thinking on my part, isn't it? Grin

OK, imagine I put "come the revolution" before all of that. Wine

I still just don't get the royal sleb thing. KateM + dog on a magazine cover. What the actual fuck? Who's thick enough to want to buy that?

Casmama · 03/03/2012 00:46

Mrsgradgrind I can see what you are saying about those who join the family rather than being b0orn into it but I'm not sure anyone can anticipate what the media will do - could Kate have anticipated the media coverage of her sisters arse at her wedding - I don't think so. i think that she married for love and accepted the highs and the lows associated with that and to compare her to someone on a reality tv show is pretty unkind.

grovel · 03/03/2012 00:46

I can't make tea with leaves. I use tea bags.

Leave the poor cow alone.

Casmama · 03/03/2012 00:50

Sorry, took me so long to type that, I hadn't read your response. The major difference between Kate and Chantelle or Jade is intention. Kate got married. Chantelle and Jade sold their sole to reality tv to become famous. I think for Kate that being famous is at best a side show and at worst an unfortunate result whereas for jade and Chantelle it was the aim. - totally different imo.

HalfPastWine · 03/03/2012 00:50

I blame PG Tips pyramid bags, they've spoiled us.

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