Hi,
Just got back from a girly minibreak abroad- and everyone has come back pissed off with one another over one of our ex-boyfriends. I will give my friends new names, Emma, Amy and Ruby.
Yesterday night, we were talking about ex-boyfriends. Ruby is in a happy relationship new with a nice guy, but has had a string of idiots before- the last one which she is particularly sore about due to him leading her on a treat for the best part of a year. Let's call him Ben.
So me, Emma, Amy and Ruby are sitting down in a nice restaurant, and Ben comes up in conversation. Ruby is quick to change the subject- but Emma jumps in with this gem which apparently happened the day before we flew out; Emma works in the same office as one of Ben's friends, albeit a different department- they don't really know each other. Anyway that afternoon at the watercooler, Ben's dickhead friend says something along the lines of this; 'Oh, you're Ruby's friend? My mate Ben had her! Apparently she's got a really weird vag, have you seen it?'
Me and Amy are absolutely mortified and Ruby is extremely distraught for two reasons- she was never 'had' by this guy as she refused to unless she was officially his 'girlfriend', so the fact that he's going round implying that he's slept with her to random people (him and office dickhead aren't really that close, did the same course at college or something) and also she has a complex about her 'downstairs' which we've tried and tried again to convince her that it's nothing near embarrassing bodies standard (I think you can guess what Ben seemed to think was weird about it ;[)
Emma is insistent that she's done nothing wrong as 'she would want to be told' and 'we are on holiday, but it's the last night so nothing has been ruined' and 'it was probably best to do it now because we can all support her and bitch about him. Oh and Amy seems to think there's nothing wrong with it too as we're all 'so close'. Ruby was upset, not sobbing the place down- but certainly watery eyes and being off with us all evening, and when she got back to the hotel she was texting Ben demanding what he's been saying about her. She also is planning to book in to get her labia amputated (well, that's EXACTLY what it is, call it labiaplasty or whatever you want).
I've gave Emma a call and told her it wasn't on, but she told me to give it a rest as Amy thinks I'm taking it too far and Ruby wasn't that upset anyway (?). I seriously don't want her to get away with it, because I think it was vile just announcing that out at the table and putting Ruby in that horrible position :(
Is she BU?
Sorry for all the new names, (it's like a little story!) but it's easier than going 'he/she/her friend/her boyfriend/our friend/hairdresser's cousins' friend)