Please say IANBU as the alternative is that I have an unusually large face

[SneakyBiscuitEater]

AIBU to think that 'pump dispense' containers for facial products should dispense sufficient product in one press? E.g. Facial oil, foundation etc. I appear to have a 'pump and a bit' sized face

The instructions on one moisturiser I bought said "two pumps" would be required.

HTH

:)

(I read the instructions )

I have a 2 pump face... Sometimes more.

Tbf my face is like the moon

do you think you may have pumped excessively, and in fact, your face is normal?

or perhaps those blardy cosmetic companies have reduced their packaging?

YANBU I use at least 2 squirts.

Yanbu

The cleanser I use says "1 or 2 pumps" some people just need/want to use more

Liz Earle Cleanse and Polish has a decent amount, I'm a one-squirt for that.

I'm an annoying 1.5 squirt of Olay Regenerist.

YABU. I find that one pump of cleanser is sufficient if I want to wake up looking like a crack 'ho.

Three pumps here, Lady. No shame.

Some pumps dispense too much for me and i definitely don't have a small face so it must be dependent upon the pump

It is the 'bit' part of the 'pump and a bit' that winds me up. If I was a 'two pumper' or a 'pump and a half' kind of girl it wouldn't be so bad but the pedant part of me is bothered by the asymmetry of it all.

I use 3 and a bit pumps of Clinique dramatically different moisturiser. Moonface

I have a squeeze 'n squirt face

and hair shampoo "wash hair , rinse and wash again" eh, like how minging do they think my hair is?

Maybe we should form a Big Face Society and go on marches.

and i also have a big head and want hats made bigger.

Clearly a marketing ploy to make everyone paranoid and dissatisfied with their giant lollipop perfectly proportioned heads.

Underpumping or underselling the pump.

I have a face like a full moon in a fog and generally use three.

DP says she has never had a pump and thought, that is too much.

No, it irritates me that one Olay pump is TOO MUCH for a face.

Unless I have a ludicrously small face... the horror...

Thanks your title alone made me laugh out loud!!!!!

I always find one pump just a bit too much of almost everything. HTH.

Lots of love, SmallFacedPerson x

See I have the opposite problem being in possession of a worryingly small head. A peanut head if you will.

Are you living in The Magic Faraway Tree? :o

Great thread OP

I use one pump of most things, of my facial oil I find I only need half a pump, which annoys me a lot.