To love a good belly laugh and have just really laughed, dare I say, heartily about what dp just did

[TrinityRhino]

I told him to but was just being really silly

I know I know

but I told him to do something crazy, stupid...and he did

he says he feels chilly now and I cant stop laughing

bet you will never guess in a million years

Take his clothes off and run outside?

Something involving ice cubes and his bottom?

and he didn't go outside

Put the fire out?

Hung is hairy arse out the window??

lol not his bottom and not outside

no icecubes either

Oh ok Ice cubes and bottom still then.

nope, not the fire and no outsideness at all

took about 3 seconds and has to do with my glass of wine

Oh bother.

Sat in the chest freezer?

Strip Poker?

Did he dip something in it??

(suspicious)

Used his willy as a cocktail stirrer??

the feeling cold thing is in his mind I reckon so a bit of a useless clue

Snurk at chilly

housewife has it

I told him to stick his willy in my glass of wine

he said ooohhh noooooooo , i'll get my trousers all wet

then he did it anyway

the wine is out of the fridge lol

did he live life dangerously and......take a cold shower?

lol shiney

Woo hoo!! :)

ah, and your still going to drink it? [cheesy wine emotion]

oh god, shiney stop it

I'm still laughing

I asked about dipping something in your wine!M

Now we all want to know what u did after hehe.

lol nothing yet apart from shiver and say 'bloody hell thats colder thsn you think'

and complaining that his trousers are wet

i know you did rhonda but housewife was spot on

sorry, you can have second place

Waste of wine!

I'm sat here waiting for DH to get in from work to give him his valentines present, which is tickets btw! So thanks for giving me a laugh.

TUT I didn't want to be crude.

That'll teach me.

Though wine isn't a cocktail (gets pedantic)