To love a good belly laugh and have just really laughed, dare I say, heartily about what dp just did

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I told him to but was just being really silly

I know I know

but I told him to do something crazy, stupid...and he did

he says he feels chilly now and I cant stop laughing

bet you will never guess in a million years

well I still drank it so no waste

I gave him vouchers for a hot air ballon ride

he was well chuffed

hes done quite a bit more than me but has alwasy wanted to go on a hot air ballon flight but never has

oh yes but mrs pedantic, you could uses a cocktail stirrer to stir wine just for the hell of it

and she did say use his willy AS a cocktail stirrer which really was what it was like lol

Haha if only it was Friday I could tell a story about champagne and willies but it isn't

oh but it is

right here right now on this thread for your post only, iT IS FRIDAY

Let's just say the two aren't always a good mix despite what you may have read in Cosmo in your early twenties

Also Vicks is not a good lubricant.

Poor bugger stuck around too!

oh my god, vicks!!!!! ha ha ha h aaaaaa but I do have a little bottle of chamgpagne here that came with the blloon flights, tell me more

I've just finished that glass and poured another one, offered it to him and said 'come on then'

hes squirming on the couch going 'noooo, it gave me a right chill' and laughing

No you need to go buy Cosmo and work it out for,yourself! Bet they're still peddling the same useless tips lol.

He sounds fun! Bless him.

You daring couple you aww bless

he is, fabby fun

I'm reading this out to him and he has offered you some 'freshly stirred wine' lol

I know, not daring at all
but we are laughing together

its good to laugh

just offered my glass for a top up and said

more wine and willy please

he said, og no, I'm just cold thinking about it

aww go'waan

he says ...ok but its the last time ......EVER

so I've decided to forgo it for now, he can do it again another night

It's not the cold I'd be worried about! We once tried out the Cosmo tip of including wine in oral sex and DEAR GOD, it burns! I suspect some people are more sensitive than others, er, down there. Explains why I've never liked that tingle lube stuff

Yes, but what about the wastage that ended up on his willy. sad for the wine

Well it wouldn't be wasted if you, er, drank it

oo-err! but I don't think she did slurp

I stuck DPs willy in a sticky toffee sundae once. And a glass of coke (glass of cock?). Its been in many things. I forget a lot of them!

My DP is a bit nuts anyway!

'its been in many things' roffle

0:) DP wishes... probably!!

Too much getting pubes in it potential for my liking.

ah now you see, one of the other silly things he did when I asked him to was to shave his off lol

I've never seen so much concentration on his face
afterwards he said it was the scariest thing he'd ever done

A friend of mine once decided to do a similar thing with a cup of tea. That didn't end well...

I think I would probably divorce DH if he dipped his willy in my wine.

OP, are you and your DP 'Paul and Sam' from the Catherine Tate Show?

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