He's a fucking useless twat. I'm meant to be there as admin support for him although he keeps all the paperwork I need to admin in his fucking man bag.
I'm the first person he's line managed and I'm not difficult (honest) but he's so infuriatingly crap it's so annoying.
He's never managed anyone, so me being pregnant is a whole new thing. You would think he would take his time to actually read the relevent policy. I was off for 2 days. He told me 'to be careful becuase he's sure they can take that off my maternity leave'. ORLY? TWAT. I corrected him, if I was signed off in the 4 weeks before my leave they might start my leave early but that's not going to happen as I have 6 weeks annual leave to take before my leave starts. That's just one example of him making things up as he goes along.
It's just me and him in this tiny office. The way he types fucking annoys me. He ate an apple today - BLEUGH! He sounded like a fucking pig.
So it's a toss up between stabbing him and taking a shit on his desk...
4 days to go... breath....
(PS just in case anyone gets hysterical, I won't actually stab him, or take a shit on his desk, just get great pleasure from imagining it.)