To Ask You To Tell Me Somthing Trivial About Your Life

[LizJonesStolenSperm]

I have a fat spider in my garage

It keeps looking at me funny

I Am Scared.

Never boring at all.

Is vair exciting.

I have just gone out to get more coal for my fire

my dog came out too and hasn't come back in

He likes being outside

I am jealous of my cat

I just got offered a job I dont want, to work for an awful company who rip people off.

but yet im still wondering (awful person, selling soul emotion)

I ate peanut butter out the jar this evening - yum!

On one of the kitchen window frames, the handle has come off the fitting and you have to slot it back in the hole to open the window but it won't stay there. Must get in a man to fix it.

It took me an hour and a half (and far too much faffing) to light a fire tonight....

I am watching ice hockey, and wishing I had beer and chicken wings (and chocolate) as I watch

Something trivial about my life: I can't stand it when Mumsnetters put Chat threads in Aibu (yes yes, am quite clearly uptight, yada yada).

My eyes are puffy today from crying last night. And yesterday morning. And the night before and the morning before that.

The plug-liftey-uppy thingy in my bath is broken

After a bath, I prise the plug out using the ring pull thingy from a can of SevenUp Free

Tonight, I walked round my kitchen and living room. And picked up all my sons scattered stuff inc coat, gloves, hat, bag, headphones, bike bits, magazines, empty wrappers. And THREW them at the bottom of the stairs.

I then had strong words, about the state of his room, the spare room and the crap waiting for him at the bottom of stairs.

He has until bedtime to sort it ALL out. Otherwise the shit hits the fan

And am now calming myself with a glass of wine or in an hour my face will be Mrs

I have decided that I can lose eight. Muesli for brakfast, hard boiled egg and salad for lunch (with a bit of piccallilli). For my evening meal, I will cook a packet of savoury rice and have half, keeping the other half for tomorrow's supper. The half packets have only about 120 calories when cooked. Using that diet sort of food, I will lose the unwanted pounds quickly until I drink another bottle of wine.

I do coffee enemas every day.

The eco friendly smokeless fuel I am using on our real fire is shit. Well its not as that would probably be more efficient.

Antediluvian

Why don't you liaise with AaaarghAgain (page 1) and have one of her chilli shaped drawer handles?

I'm a lurker and I have a theory that people post random life catastophes on here because they are researching their novels and use the MNetters as a sounding board!

And I once had a huge furry moth up my trousers.

My left nipple feels tingly.

I have three cakestands on my windowsill. They are not mine.

I had the job of calling the raffle at the playgroup fundraising do on Saturday, and picked one of my own tickets! My mum had to pick my prize for me, totally ignored the pair of tickets to the Local Attraction, and chose a mysterious bit of wood. It might be an ashtray, but I don't smoke.

catgirl Me too, but I use a safety pin.

I worry too much.

Dd aged 4 has not crapped in a week and I'm actually looking forward to when she does, even if it's in the bath.

I like to do things in odd numbers.

I am frightened of queuing in the post office.

My mother is 500 miles away on holiday, and is still managing to annoy me - that takes skill on her part!

We have a pink potty in the house, covered in barbie stickers and DD still won't poo in it