I am in Waitrose. Would I be unreasonable...

[seeker]

......to run beserk up and down the aisles with a machine gun spraying bullets indiscriminately?

I love Waitrose's cafe especially as it is unbelievable value. Mind you there sweet and sour chicken with rice - whilst only 5 quid - is very bland!

Ours has a wine bar!!! Very fun getting pissed then buying toilet roll.

coral - are you in Kent then? I know of a very fancy one that has a wine and seafood bar but havne't eaten or got pissed in it yet or am ever likely to sadly

THIS seems appropriate

Bugger - Bearcrumble beat me to it.

London. Canary wharf branch.

So not only do some of you have a cafe but there are wine bars out there too? Seriously???

There are no words for how used and abused I'm feeling right now, Johnnie Waitrose - you were even part of my zombie plan! [bsad]

My local supermarket is Waitrose so I often shop in there even though I don't really have the middle-class credentials.

I was very embarrassed the other day because my basket consisted of Birds Eye Mexican Chicken breasts, custard creams and a multi-pack of diet coke. I covered my wares with a copy of The Times whilst looking over my shoulder. I think I got away with it.

The Barf Branch of Waitrose is spawning expanding. It is taking over the entire Podium shopping complex opposite the post Office, and has closed down and booted out around 10 small retail units and 5 restaurants -

AND CLOSED THE PUBLIC LOOS NEXT TO THE LIBRARY!

JLP are are not "Mr Naice" you know. In spite of their organic brioche. They are working for the Dark Side (unless they generate more local jobs and offer one to me of course ...)

For someone that asked earlier about Waitrose in Scotland, there are two in Glasgow. One in the West End and one in Newton Mearns.
I was desperately excited before the first one opened, before then we'd make special trips to Edinburgh ..... it's just so full of lovely things....

@ MoreBeta Any supermarket which demands you put £1 in a slot to use a trolley loses any chance it might possibly have ever had of my custom. Yes ASDA and Mozzers I do mean you. As far as I know, Waits have yet to make this mistake.

xkittyx, I'm too near one of the Edinburgh branches - do you have a cafe?

Vicky - our M&S food dept is in a basement. They ask for a £1 in the slot even though the trolley would have to be manhandled up two flights of stairs under your coat to get it out of the shop.

I live in that kind of town.

Our Waitrose has a cafe , and last week I ate my lunch there FOR FREE because their till was down. As for customer service, the manager came round to every table and apologised for not being able to take our money .

My local Waitrose has a cafe - they do the nicest cheese and herb scones.

They also have a gadget in the wine section that you can put a bottle of wine into and it instantly cools your wine. So if you're buying white wine in a hurry you can have it chilled by the time you've paid for it!

Free lunch in Waitrose cafe?

Wine cooling while you shop?

Seeker, you are being VVUnreasonable. I, on the other hand, am a shopper scorned - hand me that machine gun NOW!