AIBU to want DP to stop lurking on mn?

[BroomForMyChin]

Whenever I attempt to nag for no reason because I'm bored complain about important matters he says 'leave the bastard' then titters to himself, clearly very impressed with himself.

I think he's on the verge of offering me a rl .

You chose your partner well.

Clearly he is a man of excellent taste.

ask him if he rinses his mince

My DH doesnt just lurk, he is a poster

Whilst I would love to have someone in RL that I could discuss MN with, I'm really glad that DH keeps a respectful distance.

Can someone link to a roleplaying penguin thread please? I'm not sure I'd know how!

I'm going to try a few of those antlers. Mostly because it amuse me to confuse or annoy DP.

Also want to hear more about role playing penguins.

I keep saying 'I'm not being unreasonable, but...' and similar sentences and my DP just laughs every time I do
He likes to hear about the AIBUs I find funny/sad/weird though so I dont feel bad for sitting there on my phone reading threads

YANBU to want your own private space to chat on though, but he probably finds it just as funny as my DP does

WTF is mince rinsing? It sounds like... A euphemism

Oh, your DH, Broom.

How's his little, ahem, bedroom problem now? Sorted itself out has it?

Tomorrow's dinner should consist of a fruit shoot and Greggs sausage rolls. That'd teach him.

Leave the bastard!

Oh god. That mince rinsing thread :o

The OPs DH rinses all the fat off cooked mince. . . .

Oh yanbu btw!

I'm so confused!

Chaos what bedroom problem? Did he have a problem and not tell me?

And I don't think he rinses his mince if he does he's pretty secretive about it as I've never caught him.

ROFL about the concept of my DP coming anywhere MN. He'd freak completely poor lamb. He knows I do it, but seems to regard it as a legitimate excuse to spend far too much time watching rugby on Sky+. Which makes us quits I suppose. Meanwhile children set light to house...

I'm really glad dh doesn't even look at mm. It means I can make up any old shit and add "I asked on MN" and he immediately capitulates! [fnar]

Just a thought though, if we had fanjo badges (something I would love) would your dh wear one?

Dh loves mumsnet. Everytime im mean to him he yells 'YABU you cunt' and if i ask him to do something he sighs and says ' the sense of entitlement...'

Git

Was that the same one who had a spermy sex towel

Nice to see the evolution of the penguin story... there were texts, and roleplaying, and penguins, but not quite in that combination.