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Gah!

yanbu, serves him right

incidentally, have you really name-changed cos I have seen this name before.....

ah, cross posts

you should be cool with it, the nobhead deserves it

exclusive at his request?

then he tries to nob around with "jane"?

send your brother on this "date" to give him a slap

nah, well, yes, it's childish but what the hell.

Since you have agreed to be exclusive - at HIS request, it's bloody shitty of him to do this to you! Since you've established he's a lying two-faced toad, I'd just have fun with him - text him on your old phone and arrange a date for Friday, see what he says .

Or show up at the penguin place on Friday [evil]

Well sounds like you had a good escape then. I'd be tempted to somehow let him know you caught him out tho!!! Couldn't let that one go......

Incidentally, how many women would go on a date with a man who they originally contacted via a wrong number?!? I know I'd have ignored his first text and any subsequent ones!
For all he knows 'Jane' might be a fat and balding, very greasy 50 year old truck driver who likes to cross dress...

I am evil, so don't take my advice.

Text him on your old phone, and like hec says, arrange a date with you for the same time on Friday and ^watch him squirm^

I think you should show up at the penguin place. [evil cackle] and then take a picture of his face, and post it on MN [even more evil cackle]

no don't turn up just dump him for no good reason.

Yeah, vital that YOU'RE exclusive, while he shags around behind your back! Talk about double bloody standards.

At the risk of sounding like SGB if you're both honest and up front and want the same thing, it's no big deal to not be monogamous!

But to insist on it from you and claiming he wants to be the same, while trying to shag about on the sly is shit of him. (well, probably not trying - how do you know he's not got others actually on the go?)

You could always, next time he wants to arrange something, text back "sorry no, busy tonight, I'm off out with Jane"

Absolutely PMSL

Good on you!

Please let us know what happens!!

What a nobend, i would sit and wait in your car at the penguin place, then when you see him standing outside, drive past, beep and wave, then text him from 'janes' phone and say 'see ya loser. shineoncrazydiamond x'

I say go to the Penguin sanctuary. The look on his face would be priceless

Or turn up at the penguins with a friend and watch his face as he nervously looks out for Jane after you say what a coincidence seeing you here.

Am cackling @ vinegartits' text idea