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Original poster

Hi im new but need your veiw my brother in law is shit!!!!!!!!!!!!

255 replies

daze18 · 29/12/2011 21:37

Hi
My brother in law this crimbo as ignored the family dinner ,boxing day and refusing contact he as an habit of being a twit. The problem is due tih behaviour his wife is now drink's booze like it's bloody tap water and im left with her kid and sod's off back to his home. Would it unresonable to slap him and show him hey im english but he 's a canadian shit with no manner's. This christmas was speacil because my mum in law is close to death and we have no other surivivng parent's so we had a good drink quite literally £300 bar bill we were all in a mess but who cares obviously the canadian one did. I apologise if canadian's are reading this but if were not for my hubby's job i would of floored him by now god help's us at mum's funeral were considering getting the police on stand by.

OP posts:
FabbyChic · 29/12/2011 22:05

Can you please use full stops and commas your posts read like one sentance and make no sense.

LineRunner · 29/12/2011 22:05

Yes, I would get the police on standby. Because you can just get that, apparently, for funerals, on the grounds of no sex and bar-based tightness.

Figgyrollsintoapudding · 29/12/2011 22:05

Vipers away Grin

Tinselrella · 29/12/2011 22:05

Am lying in the dark, phone in hand, trying nor to wake a sleeping child up while weeping at thi's (well, it end's in s...oh shit, now i cant stop) thread Grin

Now just where is Stewie when you need her?

I AM A CANADIAN.

Original poster
daze18 · 29/12/2011 22:05

im soft really i think ive ball's up i just can't stick the twat sorry i like fun not constantly being given the finger point cause he disapprove's p.s my sister in law was the hillarious till she married that dull twat and deserves better

OP posts:
crazynanna · 29/12/2011 22:06

Threading? Been considering that for my zz top chin hairs.

To2012AndBeyondTheLimits · 29/12/2011 22:06

I strongly advise BIL to take his child and run
Can we have his details? I'll call him. I speak Canadian :)

Figgyrollsintoapudding · 29/12/2011 22:06

OP - apostrophes, full stops, capital letters, its a bit confusing and needs a little translation from txt spk/twitteration to mn who still do old fashioned grammar and apostrophes. Its why we are here. Thank you

smackapacca · 29/12/2011 22:06

Can I get a policeman on stand-by for this thread?

Lifeissweet · 29/12/2011 22:07

Did you get a receipt for the apostrophes? I think you should take them back and replace with a bumper pack of full stops. HTH

LRDtheFeministDragon · 29/12/2011 22:07

It's ok, the smileys are fine.

Could you write your OP out for me again with a bit more detail? I am just not getting it at all, sorry!

(Come on, people, sneering at bad English is mean and its Christmas. Unless that is you SGM, in which case 3/10 but bonus points for getting the I AM CANADIAN as a response.)

Pandemoniaa · 29/12/2011 22:07

Having attempted to deconstruct and reassemble the OP's comments, I'm now convinced that sense is, in fact the missing link in the entire, sorry stream of unconsciousness.

VajazzleMyFoof · 29/12/2011 22:07

So your brother in law is shit and a twit and you want to floor him cos he is canadian and we are dinosaurs.

Confused Confused Confused

TandB · 29/12/2011 22:07

If anything is going to kickstart labour for me, this thread might just do it.

More! More!

ThatVikRinA22 · 29/12/2011 22:08

im sensing the op doesnt like her BIL.

i think thats the crux of the thread.

crazynanna · 29/12/2011 22:08

daze18 you have given us a real laugh tonight. I don't care if you are a bit dinosaur who gets the finger...I luff you for this threading Grin

spottydogpencilcase · 29/12/2011 22:08

This reply has been deleted

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

caramelwaffle · 29/12/2011 22:08

I can't breathe hahaha

smackapacca · 29/12/2011 22:09

Oh i thought she wanted to have sex with him, but he was too tight?

VajazzleMyFoof · 29/12/2011 22:10

Ive got a headache coming. I am certainly dazed by your thread daze18.

ThatVikRinA22 · 29/12/2011 22:10

im police...
(i really am....should i volunteer my services?)

caramelwaffle · 29/12/2011 22:10

Oh It has turned into a labour thread...perhaps

Yes! Grin

smackapacca · 29/12/2011 22:10

Yes Vicar - look out for rogue apostrophes and full stops that have gone AWOL

To2012AndBeyondTheLimits · 29/12/2011 22:11

Am I the only person who is intrigued as to what your DHs job is that it prevents you from flooring him...?

toweraboveyou · 29/12/2011 22:11

''im police...''

Has daze stolen YOUR apostrophes too?