To ask someone to explain what mn royalty is

[FestiveFrollockingFrenzy]

And why has the thread about it disappeared. Been on mn for 6 months and keep seeing references to it. My curiosity has got the better of me...

I am real. And I engage in Pard. And am lovely. But I was pissed on the name your fav mnhq person and will be leaving soon.

Don't nip me. I am likely to punch you

So am I busy. Speechifying. Drinking. Churching.

Elvis had a hand in you? But YUCK he's been dead for years.

It is worse than nipping.

I Went Too Far

Can one do that? Not this close to chrimbo I don't feel.

I doubt the rumor as well.

Also I am decidedly real. Enought mumsnetters have has Christmas cards or packages from me, or are my FB friends, to doubt my existence.

Unless I am an elaborately planned ruse... :o

I have been asked if I am indeed a "real American" though

Have HAD

I have no iDEA WHAT ANYONE IS TALKING ABOUT. I have had first bottle of wine in fourmonths. Everyone is lovely

Pore Sore Earnest.

I am prolly not real. If I were, it'd be too fabulous to contemplate and hardly fair on everyone else .

Arf. Wank sock, sock monkey or sock puppet?

Put some air holes in the box, there's a love.

Thank you beery.

I didn't specify. That's true.

that's not the first time that comparison has been made Beer. I may yet yowl and piss on your shoes.

there's an awful lot of those wee creepy brackets around this evening...