To ask someone to explain what mn royalty is

[FestiveFrollockingFrenzy]

And why has the thread about it disappeared. Been on mn for 6 months and keep seeing references to it. My curiosity has got the better of me...

I finished all my Baileys on Wednesday

I do have the bottle of JD that the guy DH drives to work got for me though. No idea why I merited such a gift but that is one gift horse I'm not looking in the mouth

sarah, done

been at work all day

do I need a pm ? I don't even fucking know what I don't know ! What/who are we talking about now ?

I am pming everybody. Calm down all.

It most certainly has not yardarmed.

Yardarm is strictly six.

< watches pm box >

< drums fingers >

Glad it's not just me AF :)

I'm always game for an interesting pm if there's one going

oh

who wants to know what?

I started at lunchtime. >

I want to know evryfink

and I want to know what neck sex is

why? don't you think i can see my own arse? are you saying i am inflexible?

ok

dp = carminaburana, primal scream and rycooler

I am horrified that both carmina and ry professed love and I was nice to them

pag is horrified that ry quite unexpectedlty told her to spread em and wrap em round her neck - hence neck sex.

is there more anyone?

Me I want to know what everyone's talking about now
I need a pm
I was sooo up to date yesterday

I've had to spend time with my children today

I wish it was late enough to drink here.

It was totally unexpected.

Sorry Hully. You are bendy. It is one of your many charms.

Oh Holly that is sad

The other thing was that B to the mo was maybe possibly M to the zon but I dunno about that one, guv.

i've been on the Santa train and met the Snow Queen. Because of these activities I feel I have missed something. Have I?

...interesting...

[thoughtful]

gets excited I'm all up to date now
It's my ds1's birthday so went for a birthday lunch where both dc's acted like monsters and I got annoyed
I need gossipy light relief

I flippin' hate these threads. By the time you get to the bottom, and realise you don't know what you've missed, you know it's only seconds away from self-destruct like something out of Mission Impossible

MNHQ, I implore you, for the Love of Christmas...just give a few minutes for us to catch up before your finger twitches over that shiny red button?

Ps. A PM as a Matter of Urgency would be appreciated.

Really true? I only saw B to the mo post a few times, I'm struggling to equate her with M to the zon. Not seen F to the ose around at all, must be a total nonentity for me to have missed her as I am on here 247.

I need a PM too

Double shitty sodding day at work making me miss the good stuff. Spesh the neck sex.....

Where's ol Knid? She should be here

Oi, less of the old, Hully! I am here, just slighlty at this thread. Maybe I shouldn't be.

Ahah
I've just got it, B to the mo and M to the zon.
So what's the gossip about them then? PM me please.