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To ask someone to explain what mn royalty is

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FestiveFrollockingFrenzy · 22/12/2011 19:42

And why has the thread about it disappeared. Been on mn for 6 months and keep seeing references to it. My curiosity has got the better of me...

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Hullygully · 22/12/2011 23:16

and you're right

coco pop mole

QuintessentiallyShallow · 22/12/2011 23:17

OMG HULLY

I thought you had lost the plot there for a moment.

Xheeeezzz

RockStockAndTwoOpenBottles · 22/12/2011 23:18

I have come to the conclusion that you and possibly me are all completely fucking mad.

Spesh that Shirls.

ShirleyKnotChristmas · 22/12/2011 23:18

Yup (I have an actual coco pop mole on my tummy. I'm watching that motherfucker. Watching it GOOD)

BarbaraMillicentR0berts · 22/12/2011 23:18

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RockStockAndTwoOpenBottles · 22/12/2011 23:21

hahahahahahahaha Shirls - I have one of them on MY tummy.

Hullygully · 22/12/2011 23:22
ShirleyKnotChristmas · 22/12/2011 23:22

We shall compare them Rock.

RockStockAndTwoOpenBottles · 22/12/2011 23:23

We shall indeed.

SantasStrapon · 22/12/2011 23:26

Massive Newsflash.

Well, it is for me anyhoo.

I have... TWO whole fucking DATES for the New Year! Two!

I luffs you all. I does, I luffs you my darling MNers of in sanity.

HollyTwat · 22/12/2011 23:28

That's a bit greedy tbh Santa
I haven't had a date for years
Share them out I say

AnyFuckerForBreastorLeg · 22/12/2011 23:29

SS yay !

SantasStrapon · 22/12/2011 23:30

Sorry Hully Xmas Blush

I'm not sending the menz on here though. They might find out what Im really like.

Which would possibly be Bad.

TalcAndTurnips · 22/12/2011 23:30

Cool StrapOn!

Will you bring them back to your dustbin?

SantasStrapon · 22/12/2011 23:31

AF you will be so proud of me. I have vetted and vetted, and shown the DDs their profiles. I have made them tell me stuff before I tell them.

I have been a Good and Cautious Stratters.

SantasStrapon · 22/12/2011 23:33

And now I am going to bed. No they are not coming back to the dustbin, they are only getting coffee in a Very Public Place.

Softly softly catchee monkeys menz.

AnyFuckerForBreastorLeg · 22/12/2011 23:35

cool strapon ?? Xmas Shock

sarah, I recommend you wait a little while before revealing the "big guns" < ahem >

ah, but you haven't passed them by us have you ?

I 'spose we shall have to trust you...or your DD's Xmas Grin

TuftyFinch · 22/12/2011 23:37

so now what the fuck's going on? i've just spent 2 hours incasing (that is a word) dogs and star wars in paper.

TuftyFinch · 22/12/2011 23:43

Have you ALL gone to bed now? Have I been sent to Coventry? No-one talks to me any more.

SantasStrapon · 22/12/2011 23:43

Oh I shall AF, I shall. Big guns, arf Xmas Grin

I will start a thread in Rellies tomorrow, and tell all.

TalcAndTurnips · 22/12/2011 23:46

I'm still here but I'm only the gardener so don't mind me.

TuftyFinch · 22/12/2011 23:47

Will you prune my apple tree? I tip. I'm quite a good tipper.

TalcAndTurnips · 22/12/2011 23:50

Don't know about pruning - looks like it needs a damn good lopping.

Is it a Worcester Pearmain? I prefer a nice ripe Cox myself.

ShirleyKnotChristmas · 22/12/2011 23:51

I'M EATING AN ILL ADVISED PEANUT BUTTER SANDWICH

LadyBeagleBaublesAndBells · 22/12/2011 23:51

Xmas Grin Sarah.
Hope you meet someone lovely.
Keep us informed.

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