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To ask someone to explain what mn royalty is

825 replies

FestiveFrollockingFrenzy · 22/12/2011 19:42

And why has the thread about it disappeared. Been on mn for 6 months and keep seeing references to it. My curiosity has got the better of me...

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LEttletownofBOFlehem · 22/12/2011 23:53

I'm lost when it comes to gardening. Cox I can do though.

TuftyFinch · 22/12/2011 23:54

I actually don't know what it is.

It's a dwarf.

The nice lady in the centre for gardening (they need hardcore if you have any spare) said it was what I needed. It's lopsided. It is very small. A ripe Cox is what I buy. They come in bags though. Sometimes the bags are brown. We get them from the farm down the road. We only do that when it's not dark.When it's dark I can't see anything particularly apart from those bloody head lights on the cars. Quite blinding to my eyes.

BarbaraMillicentR0berts · 22/12/2011 23:54

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TuftyFinch · 22/12/2011 23:55

Shirley why is it ill advised. Can those sandwiches give you the sick?

TalcAndTurnips · 22/12/2011 23:58

We have plenty of hardcore for your gardeny lady. We keep it under the bed.

I believe my DH is probably digging out as we speak.

TuftyFinch · 23/12/2011 00:00

I think the gardening lady was looking more for rubble? Why do you keep rubble under your bed? Are you a hoarder?

aquashiv · 23/12/2011 00:00

Isnt it the people with the memorable sweary names who post alot. NO idea really the beauty of this place is you have no idea who anyone is.

TalcAndTurnips · 23/12/2011 00:06

Tufty - Because Betty threw him out (arf)

ShirleyKnotChristmas · 23/12/2011 00:07

BED.

I LOVE YOU ALL - apart from tufty. she makes me want to wank badgers.

LEttletownofBOFlehem · 23/12/2011 00:08

The rubble is under her bed because she is HARD CORE.

TalcAndTurnips · 23/12/2011 00:09

Shirl - you cannot go to bed so soon after a peanut butter sandwich; you will have vivid dreams about Harry Belafonte.

ShirleyKnotChristmas · 23/12/2011 00:12

frejk∫ ?∂hjksjksvdjkjkln

That is lethally my answer. (I love that the auto correct changed my reply to that, I meant Literally) I AM LETHAL

Stop encouraging me!

I've made a ginormous flapping hole of myself tonight.

NIght, night ALL

TalcAndTurnips · 23/12/2011 00:19

S'just me now

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Talc are you up for a game of Bugger My Neighbour?

OOh yes!

Petisa · 23/12/2011 00:26

Shock and Grin at that NM thread! Sorry people but I really really want to post a whole load of !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why has no-one on there posted "what are you twatting on about you scary nutter?" Actually some are pretty shrewd with their questions Grin

TuftyFinch · 23/12/2011 00:28

That shirley's got a dirty mind make no mistake.

talc, give your neighbour some of the hardcore under your bed. 2 birds and all that. Unless your neighbour'smy garden lady. That wouldn't work.

TalcAndTurnips · 23/12/2011 00:32

I have gaybours actually. They are just super and wear designer spectacles.

I don't think our hardcore would be their bag, really.

Petisa · 23/12/2011 00:32

Oh and I'm not going to be on here much over Christmas so this thread'll do me very well thank you all muchly, so a big wet, warm, fuzzy HAPPY CHRISTMAS to you all!

TuftyFinch · 23/12/2011 00:34

Happy Christmas Smile

Petisa · 23/12/2011 00:36

Hee hee thanks, continue on with your neighbour buggering, don't mind me! Night!

TalcAndTurnips · 23/12/2011 00:39

Compliments of the season to all the wondrous inhabitants of MN-Land too.

I am off to MIL country in the morning. I may live to tell the tale.

MIL always buys me a catering-size drum of Flumps every Christmas, so it's not all bad Xmas Grin

CheerfulYank · 23/12/2011 00:45

Oh good heavens, I'm away for five minutes and there's a 23 page ruck that I don't have time to read right now.

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BlatherskitesInFairyLights · 23/12/2011 07:53

"I forgot to say that I am now in a weirdo clique of TheDrsWifenumbers, Stealthsquigglw and the amazingly beautiful and clever BLATHERSKITE where we talk about parties. Oh and BLASTOFF. I bet none of those bitches would come and defend me in a fight though."

Shirl, I'd defend you in a fight my love. Just ask Alouise! I'd rather stick to organising parties though, much more fun :)

RealiTreeCoveredInTinsel · 23/12/2011 07:54

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Pagwatch · 23/12/2011 07:57

I awoke in the middle of the night with a feeling of discomfort.

Then it came to me.........

Add message | Report | Message poster rycooler Tue 22-Nov-11 12:14:51
You are very attractive pagwatch - I was just being honest.

Now come here and wrap your legs around my neck.

MissAnnersley · 23/12/2011 07:59

Oh man, Pagwatch that's the stuff of nightmares.

I'm agog at this thread.

The thread on netmums was amazing.