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Original poster

To ask someone to explain what mn royalty is

825 replies

FestiveFrollockingFrenzy · 22/12/2011 19:42

And why has the thread about it disappeared. Been on mn for 6 months and keep seeing references to it. My curiosity has got the better of me...

OP posts:
santastooearlymustdache · 22/12/2011 21:08

I am

even DH says i'm a drama queen

RockStockAndTwoOpenBottles · 22/12/2011 21:09

There is a BIG FAT DIFFERENCE Santa. The clue is in the word 'drama'

AmazingBouncingJesus · 22/12/2011 21:09

I'm the local drunkard. You can usually find me down the alley by the side of Bloody's pub emptying the contents of my stomach due to over indulging on white lightning.

CotherMuckingFunt · 22/12/2011 21:09

santa's been on the Wine again

OhYouBadBadReindeer · 22/12/2011 21:09

Shock pinot

Rudawakening · 22/12/2011 21:10

Have been reading the thread and you're all wrong.

I am the queen of fucking everything, I knows this because I have a mug that says it so there!

santastooearlymustdache · 22/12/2011 21:10

don't make me angry...you won't like me even though no-one likes me now when i'm angry Xmas Grin

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HarktheHelenMumsnetAngelsSing · 22/12/2011 21:10

@BloodyWedding

As MNHQ appear to be absent who are the other banned ones that are back then?

ahem

Pagwatch · 22/12/2011 21:10

That's a lie. I could never be a postwoman. I wear heels. I am the owner of the shop selling twiggy shite

SuePurblybiltbyElves · 22/12/2011 21:11

Did I mention I liked HelenMN best of all?

KatieScarlettsCrackers · 22/12/2011 21:11

I'm the pervy one that looks into your windows and rakes your bins then sells the goods to the Daily Fail.

You have been warned.

BloodyWedding · 22/12/2011 21:11

Blush sorry poppet

AnyFuckerForBreastorLeg · 22/12/2011 21:11

hully I didn't know that about dp either Xmas Shock

Ry showed me her pic

She was pouting sexily and tousedly on a candlewick bedspread

I still haven't got over it

Pinot · 22/12/2011 21:11

everyone shhhhhhhhhhhhh

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HarktheHelenMumsnetAngelsSing · 22/12/2011 21:12

@SuePurblybiltbyElves

Did I mention I liked HelenMN best of all?

No but do feel free, Sue...

BloodyWedding · 22/12/2011 21:12

that was at Helen, wouldn't call you lot of scummers 'poppet' Grin

TalcAndTurnips · 22/12/2011 21:12

KatieScarlett - please don't have me taken away from the garden.

Look - have one of my bloater paste sandwiches; it's only a bit eaten round the edges. Just brush off those crumbs of manure and it's as good as new.

SuePurblybiltbyElves · 22/12/2011 21:12

holidaysarecomingholidaysarecomingholidaysarecomingholidaysarecoming

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FestiveFrollockingFrenzy · 22/12/2011 21:12

I have to say, I get the mn royalty thing now. Not saying you guys aren't allowed to have fun, but I can understand why it leaves others bewildered and in minority. Tis life, have fun people but spare a thought for us newbies.

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GreenIceAndChristmasHam · 22/12/2011 21:12

Candlewick. Now there's a fabric due a revival

KatieScarlettsCrackers · 22/12/2011 21:13
SuePurblybiltbyElves · 22/12/2011 21:13
RockStockAndTwoOpenBottles · 22/12/2011 21:13

Rudawakening I hate to break it to you, but I have that mug actually. You copied it from me. I also have the fridge magnet, thanks to my ever so sarcastic lovely DS who kindly bought it for me this afternoon. I think that settles it, don't you?

scottishmummy · 22/12/2011 21:13

how do you all keep up with shenanigans
I recall the gist but not the whos
also at Xmas there is always a mn fight and big fall out

AmazingBouncingJesus · 22/12/2011 21:13

"...spare a thought for the newbies"

Didnt Live Aid sing about that?