to think my neighbour is a bit of a wanker?

[giveyourselfashiny]

Just opened the door to a man who lives a few doors up, he didn't even say morning before launching into a bitch that I need to move my Fucking cat, its driving his dog mental, its my cats fault his dog is barking and unhappy. This is while the dog is with him straining at his lead, barking, jumping up and going mental. So I happen to look over the man's shoulder and see my cat. Can u guess what my cat was doing*

mooning at your neighbour?

Cleaning it's arse?

Blowing raspberries from the bedroom window?

Playing with yarn.....?

Giving him the finger the claw?

Or maybe it was doing a wanker sign behind his back. Is yours one of those cats that has evolved thumbs...?

flicking the bird?

flipping the bird at his dog?

Is it a Cheshire Cat?

arf at xposts

Not a chrshire cat, plain old rescue moggie

Crapping on his car bonnet?

Come on OP, what was the cat doing?

A massive shit on the neighbour's doorstep?

Shitting/spraying on his shoes?

shitting in his garden?

Dancing the hornpipe? Icing a cake? Replacing his gutters and fascias?

COME ON OP!!!!!

opening his post before the dog gets to it?

Even a plain ole moggie can sit grinning (like a Cheshire Cat, geddit??).

sitting in the window

Sleeping. In the house. On the window ledge. He didn't even notice the frigging dog. So my neighbour wants me to not let my cat in my house so his dog won't go mad.

Doing a saucy little striptease in the upstairs window?

Is the cat strutting behind the neighbour with his house keys, hovering them over the drain?

it's not sleeping, OP

it pretending to sleep

and doing all that ^^ when you're not looking