to think my neighbour is a bit of a wanker?

[giveyourselfashiny]

Just opened the door to a man who lives a few doors up, he didn't even say morning before launching into a bitch that I need to move my Fucking cat, its driving his dog mental, its my cats fault his dog is barking and unhappy. This is while the dog is with him straining at his lead, barking, jumping up and going mental. So I happen to look over the man's shoulder and see my cat. Can u guess what my cat was doing*

Wtf?! The neighbour is a stupid dick with a
Problem dog

shitting in his garden?

Oh dear - he's completely barking !!

Awwww I liked the striptease idea. I'll keep telling myself that's what it was doing

I feel I've not received payout commensurate with my investment in this thread

oops cross post

FFS hope you told him to fuck right off! Cheeky cunt git.

Is the cat eating chicken, cheese and cat treats?

I'd say a lot of a wanker OP.

that's fucking genius!!!

Buy him a book for Christmas "How to stop your dog from barking".

What a pratt. Boring reveal though after such a huge build up.

The dog video santa I put it onto pets but it was ignored totally. I love that clip it is the top watched U tube on in 2011 so far.

I've got a cat one that has had be signing "I love cats" for days, which is OK cos I do and dogs. Be right back.

He he. Brilliant. I love cats' superiority!
My cat winds up dogs by sleeping in a high place (tree, roof etc), waking only to look down his nose at the dogs, wonder what all the fuss was about, and then go back to sleep!

Your neighbour though... hmmm. Strange

The first clip isn't the funniest but it's worth watching. I have three cats so not micky taking out of cat lovers, honest. This next one is funny and follows on from the first one.

Brilliant. I can't hug every cat ...... bursts into song knowing this will be in my head all day long again.

Queen my puppy currently has my cats right where she wants them for a time anyway. She licks the top cats face when he comes in but gets batted when she's had enough.

I laughed at him, at which point he shouted ' shut up' at the dog, ( I hope) which woke the cat who saw the dog, then stood up, turned around and started licking his Arse.

I think the cat should start sleeping in the car.

Send him a Caesar Milan video

he shouted ' shut up' at the dog, ( I hope) which woke the cat who saw the dog, then stood up, turned around and started licking his Arse

obviously your cat was trying to befriend him

do not be fooled your cat knew he was ranting and why and having a chuckle to himself while pretending to be asleep :)

his dog will just has to rise above your cats games, unlikely though as it brings them great pleasure to antagonize those less intelligent than themselves.
Then again you your cat maybe like mine and ?not very intelligent, dopey gets bullied by the squirrels and little lady cat half his size-- be of a gentle and caring nature to all animals even those of less importance and intelligence

Your cat is only pretending to sleep.

When you are not looking, it catches your neighbour's dog's eye, and pulls this face then this face then this face at it.

Your neighbour is indeed being a wanker though.

pants it didn't cross out my words oh well