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to let evryone into a potentially very eye-opening secret about a very very famous person?

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CarolCervix · 09/12/2011 14:47

I know something.

This will be massivly explosive when it hits the papers.

shocking, with far reaching consequences.

I am tempted to just post it here, rather than all that faffing with PMs.

Would that be U? It may get deleted or me banned but fuckit.

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Maryz · 09/12/2011 15:20

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TheFestiveKnid · 09/12/2011 15:20

It is true, MrsChristmas. Santa doesn't exist. It's only a story children make up to fool grown-ups into buying them more presents. Sad

noddyholder · 09/12/2011 15:20

Please send me one!

StealthPolarBear · 09/12/2011 15:21

someone PM me (if there is one!)

Kara - I am seeing you tomorrow, I will blank you if I don't get one :)

KaraStarbuckThrace · 09/12/2011 15:22

It bet it is to do with why the smileys aren't working!

I won't spill on here if you don't want me to to CarolCervix!

ApocalypseCheeseToastie · 09/12/2011 15:22

Oh that's bad.

That's really, really bad.

WOW. :O

That is all.

StrandedUnderTheMisltoe · 09/12/2011 15:22

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FaverollesWithBoughsOfHolly · 09/12/2011 15:22

They're back!!!! :o :o :o
Xmas Shock

Maryz · 09/12/2011 15:22

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Trills · 09/12/2011 15:22

Well, I can't say I'm totally shocked.

DingDongDialsMavislyOnHigh · 09/12/2011 15:23

I am equally entranced by the prospect of a PM and some DC bog roll... Please can someone provide me with either at their earliest convenience? Many many thanks
DialsMavis Smile

KaraStarbuckThrace · 09/12/2011 15:23

Stealth - whoever gets the PM, will share it with the others tomorrow night.
God I am soooooooo looking forward to tomorrow!!

corygal · 09/12/2011 15:24

PM please? Thanks very much.

WeThreeKingsOfMardyBra · 09/12/2011 15:25

Asking nicely for a pm. Virtual mince pie for whoever sends me one.

Hullygully · 09/12/2011 15:25

I don't think Carol is going to come back. It's all gone very wrong for her.

JarethTheGoblinKing · 09/12/2011 15:25
Xmas Grin
encyclogirl · 09/12/2011 15:26

Me too pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease TIA

TardlyWhiptrack · 09/12/2011 15:26

Just say it, what are they really going to do, kill you? There IS no Carol Cervix, remember.

TheFestiveKnid · 09/12/2011 15:26

I suspect she has been arrested by now. She has really messed with the wrong people this time...

ConstanceNoring · 09/12/2011 15:26

Thanks for the pm

and btw

OMG Shock Shock Xmas Shock

that's better

Hullygully · 09/12/2011 15:27

It's probably best if you all PM CAROL asking for the goss directly so she can't just ignore all this.

I feel really bad I can't share.

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LaurieFairyCake · 09/12/2011 15:27

I want a pm.

Pretty please with a big orgasmic cupcake on top.

KaraStarbuckThrace · 09/12/2011 15:27

Did I mention just how articulate, clever and stylish CarolCervix is? She makes Nigella Lawson, Princess Kate and Liz Hurley look like dried up old hags.

MrsChristmasDB · 09/12/2011 15:27

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO !

FestiveKnid

I don't believe you.

I still hear the bell tinkle.

I hear footsteps on my roof Christmas Eve, and other bells tinkling.

The carrots and mince pies are always eaten.

I wake up and downstairs there are lots of presents, some I didn't even know I was getting.

I think you are fibbing to me.