to let evryone into a potentially very eye-opening secret about a very very famous person?

[CarolCervix]

I know something.

This will be massivly explosive when it hits the papers.

shocking, with far reaching consequences.

I am tempted to just post it here, rather than all that faffing with PMs.

Would that be U? It may get deleted or me banned but fuckit.

Can I just skip the pm and someone tell me which paper it will "hit". I'll just wait and read it there.

Erm, I would enjoy knowing. . . PM please

Can I have a PM?

I could do with a shock.

And I don't think Carol knows a secret at all. I think she is just winding you all up.

Can we pm you Hully? In case StCarol has gone into hiding?

I probably won't care when/if I find out but must admit to being intrigued, so if (clears throat) someone could send me one of those pm things? Would be appreciated, thanks.

Please PM me too.... this is too exciting!

Sorry, MrsChristmas. All that bell tinkling and eating of carrots and mincepies ... that was me even though I can't stand mincepies.

OMFG You mean there IS something??

[depressed]

Everyone get pissed tonight and hopefully it will slip out

No I can't tell. It must be Carol. Although she is bad, I can't be bad too.

Oh, that is good!
Not just royalty getting pm's as I certainly am not (fgrin).

That kept the boredom at bay for bit anyway.

Yes PM Hully everyone, she was kind enough to pm me.

Thanks Hully

Oooooooooh, please please can someone PM me too???????

PM me plllllleeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaassssssssssseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!

Would it help if I offered Carol sexual favours?

Cant someone just post it in cryptic stylee

PM me and I promise I'll PM all fellow commoners (not Royalty!!)

Can someone please PM me?

Nah, it can't have been you, FestiveKnid.

The carrots have actual animal bite marks. They do sort of resemble a dog bite mark, but my dog doesn't like carrots, so it can't be him pretending.

And my DH only eats puff pastry mince pies (I agree they are horrible things) and I buy Santa Mr Kipling ones.

I still think you are fibbing.

Stop teasing me !

I BELIEVE

Gotta go.. dd has woken up!

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Aaaagh I neeeeeed to know. I'm at work very very bored.