to let evryone into a potentially very eye-opening secret about a very very famous person?

[CarolCervix]

I know something.

This will be massivly explosive when it hits the papers.

shocking, with far reaching consequences.

I am tempted to just post it here, rather than all that faffing with PMs.

Would that be U? It may get deleted or me banned but fuckit.

redrubyblues

be that as it may, I'm not spitting the fucker out, ok?

If a PM should accidentally slip my way, I won't tell a soul.

you are not saying anything you are typing somethng that may or may not be true :) you can type what you like

Ear teaser

Noooo! What about pm's do they count, go on - no one would know!

Tsk tsk

When a particularly salacious bit of gossip happens, Cervix will pop up with "I knew that already".. lol!

Oh please do tell...

I, for one, find that all the very best and most credible facts are shared by anonymous strangers on the internet.

Is someone gay? Cos that seems to be a theme. And a RIVETING one at that.

[ohfuck]

pm us pleeeease

Santa Clause is pregnant with Will Youngs baby?!?!?!?!?!?!

knew it was crap :(

can't you just make something up then?

Who's SC ???

your pants are in FLAMES

Ok, so there was nothing really.
Thread tease.

Look...we will all write to you in Holloway.
Just tell us!

dirty santa

Gagged by who? MNHQ? Who else would be aware you were about to say anything?

Will this end up like other sleb threads - millions of PM's for an obscure golfer that you wouldn't recognise if he waggled his club at you?

Waddaloadabollocks.

Simon Cowell? He has the boobs to feed a sprog.

Threatened by who? The thought police?!