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to let evryone into a potentially very eye-opening secret about a very very famous person?

786 replies

CarolCervix · 09/12/2011 14:47

I know something.

This will be massivly explosive when it hits the papers.

shocking, with far reaching consequences.

I am tempted to just post it here, rather than all that faffing with PMs.

Would that be U? It may get deleted or me banned but fuckit.

OP posts:
crazycrackernanna · 09/12/2011 14:53

If it's Cameron's a twat...ya too late!!!

MarleneOnTheWall · 09/12/2011 14:53

Oh ffs are you waiting till every registered MNer is asking to touch the hem of your gown?

If you have something to share SHARE IT WITH THE CLASS or go and make yourself useful elsewhere!

aftereight · 09/12/2011 14:53

Don't bottle out now, the nation needs you and your salacious gossip...

Scorps · 09/12/2011 14:53

Forget about the Grin

What is it???? >

mrsmilesaway · 09/12/2011 14:53

PM me !!!!!

HoneydragonAteCliffRichard · 09/12/2011 14:53

My god your right, Cervix does the gossip involve the emoticon thief?

hurry up! please!

tethersjinglebellend · 09/12/2011 14:54

Sigh.

If anyone finds out, PM me.

Although I have a feeling it's not going to be revealed...

Are the Winks broken too?

roundcornsilkvirgin · 09/12/2011 14:54

please post it or else you'll end up pming everyone on the thread

Gincognito · 09/12/2011 14:55

Tell!

FaverollesWithBoughsOfHolly · 09/12/2011 14:55

COME ON!!!!
Spit it out woman!

YuleingFanjo · 09/12/2011 14:55

Is it Bono

Is it Gary Speed

Is it Cameron

Is it Peter Andre

Is it Noel Gallagher

Is it Rav Wilding

Is it Tom JOnes

Is it amyone from the cast of Eastenders?

An actor?

A Singer?

A presenter?

A politician

is it?

is it?

Bloodymary · 09/12/2011 14:55

OP we have all got to get on with the school run, SO SPILL.

blondie80 · 09/12/2011 14:55

any chance - before my boss comes back?????

roundcornsilkvirgin · 09/12/2011 14:55

the [bollocks] isn't working either. shame

Redrubyblues · 09/12/2011 14:55

Cervix

We are going to gang up on you in the playground - do not force us to give you a wedgie.

Trills · 09/12/2011 14:55

I call bollocks.

You don't know anything.

Deflatedballoonbelly · 09/12/2011 14:55

Yeah, just post!

MabelLucyAttwell · 09/12/2011 14:55

Ladies and Gentlemen

This is a WUM. It has to be otherwise we would not be made to wait. Or is there something to pay before we get what we want?

squeakytoy · 09/12/2011 14:55

it will be all over twitter already at this rate... come on!

lottielou39 · 09/12/2011 14:55

are we about to find out that Liz Jones's rock star is in fact a figment of her imagination?

ChickensThinkYouCanGetStuffed · 09/12/2011 14:56

C'mon, Cervix. We're all friends here....

caramelwaffle · 09/12/2011 14:56

"This will be massivly explosive when it hits the papers."

No point in being coy in that case. Spill.

HamblesHandbag · 09/12/2011 14:56

Come on carol, DISH IT!

Redrubyblues · 09/12/2011 14:56

Kate Middleton is the lovechild of Cliff Richard.

poorbuthappy · 09/12/2011 14:56

For gawd's sake tell us! Grin

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