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Original poster

to let evryone into a potentially very eye-opening secret about a very very famous person?

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CarolCervix · 09/12/2011 14:47

I know something.

This will be massivly explosive when it hits the papers.

shocking, with far reaching consequences.

I am tempted to just post it here, rather than all that faffing with PMs.

Would that be U? It may get deleted or me banned but fuckit.

OP posts:
Doobydoo · 09/12/2011 18:09

Please may i have a PM.??????????????
I always get to these things too late[sob]

GandTiceandaSprout · 09/12/2011 18:10

Oh Cervix, I am disappointed. I need gossip.

goes out to buy Heat magazine

Doobydoo · 09/12/2011 18:10

A wind up Grin
Excellent

Original poster
CarolCervix · 09/12/2011 18:11

and it's NOT MY FAULT. if you have any issues with this 500 post thread please take it up with MNHQ. It is entirely their faults.

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EauDeLaPoisson · 09/12/2011 18:12

NAUGHTY cervix!!

RockingBEYONDtheXmasTree · 09/12/2011 18:14

There's bound to be a "secret" revealed in tomorrows papers Cerv, just pretend it was that Xmas Grin

crazycrackernanna · 09/12/2011 18:15

NAUGHTY cervix!!

That's what I was saying when I had non progression in labour

VickityBoo · 09/12/2011 18:16

Knew it! Lol

Sparklingbaubles · 09/12/2011 18:18

I am totally Confused. PM please (if I am special enough).

Original poster
CarolCervix · 09/12/2011 18:20

i could have told you all about the time i shagged gordon brown. that would have done.

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jened34 · 09/12/2011 18:21

Thank you to those who set me straight earlier.

culturemulcher · 09/12/2011 18:29

Please, please PM meeeeeeee! or I'll sulk

mummymccar · 09/12/2011 18:31

Naughty Cervix! I was going to give you some gossip in return too Xmas Wink

culturemulcher · 09/12/2011 18:31

Oh Xmas Blush

Sparklingbaubles · 09/12/2011 18:32

What do you mean culture?

flatbellyfella · 09/12/2011 18:34

I think it's that Mark Wright off TOWIE teamed up with the girl from "get me out of here" Be in the Sun tomorrow.

Maryz · 09/12/2011 18:37

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Message withdrawn at poster's request.

coldwed · 09/12/2011 18:40

It is not about G Ramsey taking it in the back by a man, is it? old news

ladydeedy · 09/12/2011 18:43

whoever the famous person is, I've probably never heard of them! and dont care!

ElderberrySyrup · 09/12/2011 18:43

I think it's about the Queen and all her affairs.

Harry fathering Pippa's baby wouldn't be that shocking really, though a bit naughty for the royals. If he fathered Kate's that would be different, of course.

And Gordon Ramsey taking it up the arse wouldn't have far-reaching consequences, people would just snigger at him a lot.

LineRunnerCrouchingReindeer · 09/12/2011 18:45

You know, that explains a lot about Gordon Ramsey.

Luminescence · 09/12/2011 18:46

Please pm me.

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CarolCervix · 09/12/2011 18:51
Xmas Grin

no more PMs. I am PMed out. You'll have to wait for the big announcement in sundays papers.

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SuePurblybiltbyElves · 09/12/2011 18:52

I've always thought that Gordon was overcompensating for something, with all that aggression. I reckon he's one of those adult babies.

ladydeedy · 09/12/2011 18:55

it'll probably mean nothing to most of us. I mean who really cares about "famous" people? I dont get the Sunday papers so I suspect this will completely pass me by!