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Original poster

to let evryone into a potentially very eye-opening secret about a very very famous person?

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CarolCervix · 09/12/2011 14:47

I know something.

This will be massivly explosive when it hits the papers.

shocking, with far reaching consequences.

I am tempted to just post it here, rather than all that faffing with PMs.

Would that be U? It may get deleted or me banned but fuckit.

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RockingBEYONDtheXmasTree · 09/12/2011 17:49

Anywho, WTF happened to the smilies earlier!?

jened34 · 09/12/2011 17:49

I agree with pagwatch too.

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CarolCervix · 09/12/2011 17:51

yes. what ever did happen to the smilies?

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domesticgodessintraining · 09/12/2011 17:51

Must be a 21 page wind up LOL

moonstorm · 09/12/2011 17:51

PM pretty pretty please?? Xmas Grin

crazycrackernanna · 09/12/2011 17:52

Well I went to Poundland to get the David Cameron bog roll....and they only had Gordon Brown and Simon Cowell left

SantasStrapon · 09/12/2011 17:52
elliejjtiny · 09/12/2011 17:52

Can someone fill me in? I haven't got time to read 21 pages.

MorelliOrRanger · 09/12/2011 17:53

Is this true or rubbish - was there a PM really?

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CarolCervix · 09/12/2011 17:55

how many times have I fessed up now?

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SuePurblybiltbyElves · 09/12/2011 17:57

I didn't see a confession. Was it in the PM?

RockingBEYONDtheXmasTree · 09/12/2011 17:58

It's your own fault Cerv!! Xmas Grin

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CarolCervix · 09/12/2011 17:58

it was MNHQs fault. and they've not even responded. not a whisper.

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moonstorm · 09/12/2011 17:59

Just seen confession Xmas Angry Xmas Grin

GandTiceandaSprout · 09/12/2011 18:01

Oh someone PM me. Please. Or I'll just make something up involving The Mad Baby Training woman.

mumatron · 09/12/2011 18:01

I'm only page 3 of this thread, if I read 6 whole pages of begging and I don't find out the goss I will be mightily pissed off! Xmas Grin

VivaLeBeaver · 09/12/2011 18:01

I haven't had a pm either.

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CarolCervix · 09/12/2011 18:02

OK. a full, frank and final confession.

I made it up. I have no gossip. apart from the bit about the chef, the donkey meatand the vicar I apologise for leading you a merry dance and promise to never do it again unless They say it's ok

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Maryz · 09/12/2011 18:02

This reply has been deleted

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

SuePurblybiltbyElves · 09/12/2011 18:03

I knew it. They've nobbled Cervix.

TalkinPeace2 · 09/12/2011 18:03

but Carol
you have done no more or less than what the tabloids do every day
pat yourself on the back for keeping it going
and have a glass of wine for holding your hand up
you should get an honorary job writing headlines for the DM :-)

GrimmaTheNome · 09/12/2011 18:04

Having just this minute succumbed to the temptation to open this thread, I'm now feeling quite smug I've not wasted hours of my life on it Xmas Grin

Naughty girl.

MenopausalHaze · 09/12/2011 18:05

21 pages of bugger all? Am I right?

Next time this happens someone remind me that it would be much more fun to scrape my brains out with a very small spoon. FFS.

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CarolCervix · 09/12/2011 18:05

i could tell you all about that actor chappie and what I saw when I was working the cloakroom at a cool club type place in london town a while back.

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CarolCervix · 09/12/2011 18:07

and I could tell you about the time I knew something about a certain polititian. That one involved a labrador puppy.

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