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To want to wear this on Christmas Day?

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Turkeyjacksy · 04/12/2011 11:51

www.asos.com/ASOS/ASOS-Metallic-Cut-Side-Unitard/Prod/pgeproduct.aspx?iid=1908902&cid=7618&sh=0&pge=0&pgesize=20&sort=-1&clr=Gold

I'm 26, size 14, had a baby 6 month ago, still BF (could I BF in this?), not sure what DH will think?? Would it look ok for christmas photos and for skyping relatives? How could I prevent camel toe?

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WorraLiberty · 04/12/2011 11:54

I'm trying to convince myself you're not being serious, but you may have to help me out here Blush

feedthegoat · 04/12/2011 11:55

I'll look fabulous. I trust you will be accessorising with mini sausages?

EuphemiaInExcelsis · 04/12/2011 11:55

Tell me you're kidding. Xmas Confused

Kayano · 04/12/2011 11:56

I'm 26 and usually size 14 too Grin
Ofc I am also 5'2 and 6 months pg so unfortunately I can not join you in purchasing this wondrous creation Blush

feedthegoat · 04/12/2011 11:56

It will, not I'll! I know it's xmas and all but I'm sure you'll not need me joining you in the bacofoil!

WorraLiberty · 04/12/2011 11:56

You'll be wearing one too, feedthegoat? Shock Grin

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Turkeyjacksy · 04/12/2011 11:58

Awww... I'm really fucking tempted, I have some control knickers to wear underneath?

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Moln · 04/12/2011 11:58

are you planning on wearing you hair up? (obviosky ignore that if you have short hair or a shaved head)

not sure about camel toe. Wonder if you can get plastic inserts. Though i'd say you'll have to for go undies. Vpn and all that

RockingBEYONDtheXmasTree · 04/12/2011 11:59

I'll be 26 xmas day, not much different in size, though I'll also 28 weeks pregnant...

Do they have one in maternity wear?

RockingBEYONDtheXmasTree · 04/12/2011 12:00

Just wrap some tinsel round your vag, that'll cover any camel toe Grin

feedthegoat · 04/12/2011 12:00

You could maybe add a little 'stuffing' to prevent camel toe?

FairToMiddlin · 04/12/2011 12:01

Of course you could not even eat so much as a sprout without it showing.

5inthebed · 04/12/2011 12:02

It'll be a spangly camel toe if you can;t avoid it, very festive though.

Iamjustthemilkmachine · 04/12/2011 12:03

Oh thanks! this made me smile for the first time today! Grin

CupAndSaucery · 04/12/2011 12:04

C3P Ho Ho Ho Xmas Grin

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Turkeyjacksy · 04/12/2011 12:05

OTOH, am looking for a present for me mother, she's 50, size 16 and rather buxom...

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FairToMiddlin · 04/12/2011 12:06

You could breastfeed if you wore it back to front.

[genius emoticon]

RockingBEYONDtheXmasTree · 04/12/2011 12:06

Ahh, get her a matching catsuit Grin

CarolCervix · 04/12/2011 12:09

gosh. they do them in my size (18). and only 20 quid. I think i'm going to bloody get one.

bobs · 04/12/2011 12:09

Well I guess a 6 month old baby won't be shocked...BF...Hmm If it's just you and DH I say go for it if you feel good in it (I'd personally worry about my gut Envy If on the other your/his parents/grandparents are going to be there.....Xmas Grin

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Turkeyjacksy · 04/12/2011 12:09

TBH, i'm not this would work... my DH is a christian, we may even be going to church.

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bobs · 04/12/2011 12:10

Fair toMiddle lol

CarolCervix · 04/12/2011 12:10

and i shall get dh this one so we match

stellarpunk · 04/12/2011 12:14

God that's bloody awful lovely

And a snip at only £22.50. What's not to like? I think I'll order me one, reckon I could get into the size 18, no probs! :)