To want to wear this on Christmas Day?

[Turkeyjacksy]

www.asos.com/ASOS/ASOS-Metallic-Cut-Side-Unitard/Prod/pgeproduct.aspx?iid=1908902&cid=7618&sh=0&pge=0&pgesize=20&sort=-1&clr=Gold

I'm 26, size 14, had a baby 6 month ago, still BF (could I BF in this?), not sure what DH will think?? Would it look ok for christmas photos and for skyping relatives? How could I prevent camel toe?

[backwardLFDTpossom]

Only when underwater I believe, Norfolk?

[NorfolkNCarolSingers]

Surely a mermaid would have gills?

[PomBearAtTheGatesOfDoom]

They don't make them in my size 28 and the rest on the top or I would so be wearing one of those. I could wear it for the first school run of the new year too, and brighten up the generally drab yard

[NorfolkNCarolSingers]

possom I'm imagining something good for a bit of breaking and entering, nice and slippery like

[guffawstythesnowman]

cant wear it..has to be kept away from shape items, I'm quite a shape!

[backwardLFDTpossom]

DH has his heart set on this. But I am worried it will be too restrictive when opening presents

Ooh that is lovely. I'm left wondering what a shinny colour is, though?

[Red2011]

Oh they're both so lovely. Reminds me, I need to get some aluminium foil...

[MonaLotte]

DH has his heart set on this. But I am worried it will be too restrictive when opening presents

[troisgarcons]

Ummm a size 14 if you are 6'7" is a very different size 14 if you are 4'3"

If you are wondering about camel toe .... Im hazzarding a guess you are indeed 6'7" and hte material is insufficient?

[guffawstythesnowman]

luff this thread, I didn't know what to wear this year, now I'm spoilt for choice!

[guffawstythesnowman]

arf @ mona

[guffawstythesnowman]

fairtomiddl

[tallwivglasses]

I have learnt yet another new thing from mn - the c-string

Mind, the outfit does remind me of when I had to play a flamingo in a bright pink all-in-one in Aristophenes' 'The Birds' complete with beaky mask.

I could have done with one then

[spiderpig8]

Matching outfit to the turkey

[Shutupanddrive]

[MonaLotte]

I am wearing this I like that I can pull up the face hood when I get sleepy after Christmas dinner

[EricNorthmansMistress]

you need one of these for the cameltoe

[scuzy]

am mortified. i own this in black. i wear it to ballet. its sooo comfy and when i do the splits it ..... sorry couldnt keep that up.

thats shockingly horrible!!!

[thebigkahuna]

I quite like it

[LydiaWickham]

I think it would be the very thing for Christmas morning. You really should order it straight away.

[MissPentChristmasBudget]

You may need one of these as well.

[WhoopsyLa]

The baby needs one too of course...

[Fecklessdizzy]

Needs a tutu and a wand

[StepAwayFromTheMincePies]

I am loving that picture gallery bunch of prats funnily enough I almost bought a superman one in Primark for ds2 but it was £15 if it had been cheaper I would have. --lucky boy__