to deliberately split an infinitive in a thread title?

[MardyBra]

Psammead has put me in charge of pedant baiting when she is in charge at the weekend, when everyone is off at the meet-up. Thought I'd get a bit of practice in.

Dont you think if they'd wanted any more pendantry thread's they would of pacifically told you so!

Hahahaha at Psammy's arks fail.

I think i might type liek this all the time just to fraek out Maryz. Lol jk hun hugz.

Chaz

I know, Fellatio. I just don't find it very easy to be common. It's a failing and a burden

Bloody hell Psammead. Are you cod's sockpuppet?

Psammead is comin 2 play in mi sand box rn't ya hunni

I'm sure there is a law against this. If there isn't, there should be.

thealmost get used to it saturday we are in charge. Isn't that right psammead

Oh no you won't. I will break the internet to make sure that doesn't happen.

I'm going to deliberately misuse semicolons to wind up talcandturnips too.

No. You're not allowed to misuse semicolons. I like semicolons.

What is splitting an infinitive? Is it like splitting the atom? Splitting yer kipper?
Do I need to know? Will it help with the washing up?

'To wash up' is an infinitive, so are 'to split' and 'to go'. If you say 'to helpfully wash up', 'to deliberately split' or 'to boldly go' you have split the infinitive, i.e. inserted a word between 'to' and the verb.

Oh thanks. That's all a bit simple isn't it. Presumably I knew that at 16.

I will be in charge of MN from Jjingle's sandpit on Saturday. God help her and sll who sail in her.

I think toboldlygo Googles her username. That is the only possible explanation.

Totes. Innit.

YABU

I just had a major pinky and the brain flash back.

Jj-So psammead, what are we going today.

Psammead-Well Jjingles, what we do everyday, try to take over mumsnet towers.

*going to do