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To not think that beach ball style boobs are very attractive?

56 replies

MincePieFlavouredVoidka · 20/11/2011 16:06

Like these

They just look odd, they are not nice looking at all.

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MardyBra · 20/11/2011 16:07

YANBU. I'd much rather have my own saggy tits.

Clossaintjacques · 20/11/2011 16:09

Well their not boobs they're balls aren't they. The fake look, not nice at all.

MyCatHasStaff · 20/11/2011 16:10

They look ridiculous.

GiserableMitt · 20/11/2011 16:10

I'm not sure what the appeal of them is at all. Big tits, I get - some people like them, but pudding bowls? Hmmm....

yellowraincoat · 20/11/2011 16:11

Not for me, but if she's happy with them, fair enough.

pinkytheshrunkenhead · 20/11/2011 16:14

Horrid horrid - I actually feel a bit sorry for her all orange and blue/white teeth and silly tits - shame really as underneath all that she is probably not a bad looking girl

Pixieonthemoor · 20/11/2011 16:14

I can understand someone wanting bigger boobs but I just cannot get my head around wanting surgery that looks so fake. Frankly I think that they look revolting and also likely to pop at any moment!! She is a pretty girl - why on earth do this to yourself??

slowestwildebeast · 20/11/2011 16:14

She looks absolutely ridiculous. She's so tiny and has these giant lumps stuck to her front. I think it's a shame people are putting themselves through procedures like this and end up looking quite odd. If she's happy then great but I think she's really spoilt herself at such a young age.

pinkytheshrunkenhead · 20/11/2011 16:18

Yes and how does one come back from that look as age creeps in, it will look worse and worse as the years go by - poor cow

According to the article she has been for a consultation for bum implants - ffs

BabyDubsEverywhere · 20/11/2011 16:18

I would much rather have those pudding bowls boobs than my tuck in your knickers boobs tbh :)

knockkneedandknackered · 20/11/2011 16:22

i think if she ever falls of a boat least she will stay afloat.

ICanTuckMyBoobsInMyPockets · 20/11/2011 16:22

I think my name speaks for itself Grin

FoxyRoxy · 20/11/2011 16:22

Yanbu. I have implants and they look so real my DH didn't know until I told him.

If I'd have woken up from surgery looking like I had two cereal bowls stuck under my chest I would have asked for my money back.

NearlyMrsCustardsHardHat · 20/11/2011 16:25

No way is she 30! She looks hideous!

This woman always makes me laugh it's the orange chav look at 80 :o

PigletJohn · 20/11/2011 16:25

Agreed.

They look very unattractive. I can believe there are a few people who've never seen real breasts and don't know what's normal, but why else would you pay good money for those things?

WorraLiberty · 20/11/2011 16:25

They look dreadful and very old fashioned

That's what the majority of implants used to look like back in the day

Thankfully, surgeons tend to do a better job now.

pinkytheshrunkenhead · 20/11/2011 16:29

NearlyMrsCustardsHardHat - Flipping heck the oldie is dreadful no?

You do wonder when someone has been bothered enough about their appearance to have implants in the first lace that they would then get those out on the beach!

I think I need some brain bleach

NearlyMrsCustardsHardHat · 20/11/2011 16:31

It is a true brain bleach moment

from a different angle :o

Do they look in the mirror and say to themselves "yeah i look hot!"?

pinkytheshrunkenhead · 20/11/2011 16:40

It has to be said given that sort of evidence that there is an argument for retaining a bit more weight as one ages.

Jesus wept really, get a one piece swimsuit lady!

pigletmania · 20/11/2011 16:40

nearly yuck you can see the implant underneath quite clearly as all the fat has gone.

ShellyBoobs · 20/11/2011 16:41

Yanbu. I have implants and they look so real my DH didn't know until I told him.

If I'd have woken up from surgery looking like I had two cereal bowls stuck under my chest I would have asked for my money back.

I would never have had implants if they were going to look like Chloe Sims ones.

When I had mine done, my OH was secretly a bit disappointed. He had no idea that you can just have small boobs renovated to become a bit more than average sized boobs.

I could almost hear the cogs whirring in his analytical mind, wondering about value for money and cost per cm^3, etc. Grin

FoxyRoxy · 20/11/2011 16:45

shelly I am the same. My surgeon specialised in reconstructive surgery and therefore his work is as far away from the beach ball look as possible!

bemybebe · 20/11/2011 16:48

She looks comical.

ShellyBoobs · 20/11/2011 17:01

Foxy I think probably a lot more people are like us than we might imagine.

I suppose it's because only the fake/beachball ones are obvious, so it would be reasonable to assume they're the only ones that aren't totally natural.

I'd actually be very interested to know how many women just go up 1 or maybe 2 cup sizes.

PomBearAtTheGatesOfDoom · 20/11/2011 17:04

I don't think she is all that old (in those pictures of the "orange woman") she's just anorexic and has skin like leather from permanent sunbathing.

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