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To not think that beach ball style boobs are very attractive?

56 replies

MincePieFlavouredVoidka · 20/11/2011 16:06

Like these

They just look odd, they are not nice looking at all.

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ZillionChocolate · 20/11/2011 18:35

Since when has there been an EE cup size? Isn't it E, then F, then FF?

Can some pro-surgery mumsnetters find some photos of attractive and convincing enhanced boobs? I wonder whether I only notice the awful ones because they're awful.

Auntiestablishment · 20/11/2011 18:43

Harking back to the bra threads, do we think she needs to be properly fitted? Lots of people who M&S put into a 34 back are popping up with 32s and 30s - and bigger cup sizes!

MincePieFlavouredVoidka · 20/11/2011 19:01

It doesnt look like she wears a bra all that much.

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Auntiestablishment · 20/11/2011 19:20

True - but it opens with a slathering description of their size - and it would be unfortunate if that were to be wrong.

flatbellyfella · 20/11/2011 19:32

From a male point of view I think breast implants are hidious ,they look nothing like proper breasts ,not in the slightest bit apeeling .Gross might be a better word .

stevies · 20/11/2011 19:41

Yuck yanbu. Shows how shallow you are as well as looking crap.

midori1999 · 20/11/2011 19:42

I think lots of people think breast implants look hideous because, let's face it, if they're really good you'd just think they were 'real' breasts.

The implants in the link look utterly ridiculous. I have had implants twice and am 8/9 cup sizes bigger than my original A cups, but they really don't look at all fake.

parallax · 20/11/2011 20:00

Oh, that's so wrong. They look awful (and the implants are wayy too big for her, skin looks stretched and painful). Foolish girl, she'll soon stretch down to morph to the 'orange woman'.

I seriously don't understand how she, or anyone for that matter, can think her boobs look sexy.

EricNorthmansMistress · 20/11/2011 20:06

There is nothing more stupid looking than a pair of spherical tits on a skinny chest. When they get that 2in gap between it's even worse. I know a woman who has very good implants, I didn't know til I was told. They are around a B to C cup and look natural (haven't seen them naked tho!)

EricNorthmansMistress · 20/11/2011 20:08

Midori, are you saying you're a FF now? And they look natural?

VFVF · 20/11/2011 20:11

Hmmm.

I have massive boobs. Even when I was thin they were massive. Now admittedly they are home grown, no surgery involved, but in a decent bra they look pretty 'beach ball'.

now I admit I would never wear what she is wearing, but I'd be gutted if I went out and had a bunch of people judging me and thinking how gross and hideous I looked Sad

lurkinginthebackground · 20/11/2011 20:17

They do look awful.

midori1999 · 20/11/2011 20:37

I'm a G/GG now. Yes, they do look natural. They don't even look that big tbh.

ScatterChasse · 20/11/2011 20:42

Nice dress, weird bust.

StealthPenguin · 20/11/2011 21:16

They look like she's had them applied with an ice cream scoop.

Fucking horrendous.

itsalladirtylie · 20/11/2011 21:36

they do look quite surprising I think, and unlike natural breasts, but then standards and fashions change, I have 'enhanced hair' and would be very upset at having to wear my natural colour (grey)

I'm not really a fan of large breasts, I mean I can see that they look sexy/voluptuous or whatever but I dont find them comfortable to wear/have and they make running and sport difficult

smartyparts · 20/11/2011 21:40

Hid-e-ous. Have no idea who she is.

Article says she's 30, she could easily be 50.

droves · 20/11/2011 21:41

I think her implants have been very badly done.
It looks like they are just under the skin , and I'm guessing they are the cheaper round type .
Obviously they are much to big for her tiny frame.

If a surgeon had left. Me in that state I'd sue.
Hope the poor girl gets them fixed free.

itsalladirtylie · 20/11/2011 21:48

judging by the amount of boobage she has showing I'd say it's likely that Chloe Sims choose to have the less natural looking type of implants.

Humans in lots of cultures modify their bodies in ways that make them 'unnatural' or not as nature intended.
What is considered attractive or unattractive is largely culturally determined

ZillionChocolate · 20/11/2011 21:50

VFVF, presumably though your boobs don't look beach ball when you're not wearing a bra? I think that's one of the reasons that I find these ones so disturbing (the ones in the OP, rather than my own).

tallwivglasses · 20/11/2011 21:58

She show them off like they're the desired effect. Maybe these are the tits lots of men desire these days.

I don't get it.

droves · 20/11/2011 22:06

I don't get it with these girls ,who choose implants like those ones. Sort of cut price jordan ??? . Even she looked better when she got the" footballs" reduced! .

Personally think medium size is the best...(speaking as person of massive ones myself )

itsalladirtylie · 20/11/2011 22:09

jeeze what a judgemental lot of tutt tutters you all are!
she looks pretty happy to me...

Whatmeworry · 20/11/2011 22:23

Ah, retro tits are in :)

Binfullofmaggotsonthe45 · 20/11/2011 23:22

Up to the individual, however they look painful to me. The skin is so taught.

Many people don't realise the upkeep required and the cost involved, then you end up with the old lady example.

Her bikini bottoms are more disturbing - cheesewire through camembert!

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