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to think you shouldnt show a stranger your noo noo?

49 replies

MaryPoppinsMagic · 18/11/2011 16:01

Am a little bit shocked right now..

I've taken a new little one on every other saturday (I'm a cm) and went over to the mum's this afternoon to sort the contracts and hours out..

I am a little on the chubby side and she asked if I was expecting, obviously I said no I'm just fat she laughed and said I have what looks like a bump we got talking about c-sections and she proceeded to do the following...

Yanked her trousers down to show me her scar and how the docs bodged it.. Then showed me her 'boils' which were on her 'hair area' of which revealed her noo noo (millie whatever you like to call it)

I didn't know where to look...

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worraliberty · 18/11/2011 16:03

I'd be looking at the nearest exit Shock

Flanelle · 18/11/2011 16:03

Noo noo. Bahahahahahaha!!

TheButterflyEffect · 18/11/2011 16:04

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LaurieFairyCake · 18/11/2011 16:06

It's never a good day when some stranger shows you her pubic area and requires you to comment on it Hmm

valiumredhead · 18/11/2011 16:06

Oh good God! Shock

FabbyChic · 18/11/2011 16:06

ha ha ha ha some people have no shame, she clearly feels comfortable with you.

AFuckingKnackeredWoman · 18/11/2011 16:07

Never EVER call a vagina a Millie!Shock

MaryPoppinsMagic · 18/11/2011 16:07

Butterfly - I hadn't considered that. We will stick with noo noo!

I am kind of chuckling to myself about it now.. But it really was a ahhhh where do I look moment!

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MaryPoppinsMagic · 18/11/2011 16:07

Butterfly - I hadn't considered that. We will stick with noo noo!

I am kind of chuckling to myself about it now.. But it really was a ahhhh where do I look moment!

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giraffesCantDookForApples · 18/11/2011 16:07

I thought from op you meant her vacum cleaner from teletubbies.

porcamiseria · 18/11/2011 16:07

id be more bothered that she thought you were pregnant!!!!!!

OrmIrian · 18/11/2011 16:08

Noo noo?

Isn't that the animated hoover chez Telly Tubby? Confused

Sidge · 18/11/2011 16:08

Strangers frequently show me their noo-noo.

But only at work.

Redrubyblues · 18/11/2011 16:09

Did she ask to see yours? Shock

Proudnscary · 18/11/2011 16:09

Everyone knows it's called a nunny. Honestly.

Redrubyblues · 18/11/2011 16:09

Sidge

Are you an accountant as well?

MaryPoppinsMagic · 18/11/2011 16:15

id be more bothered that she thought you were pregnant!!!!!!

Why would I be bothered by this? I've not got round to loosing my baby weight and I'm used to being asked now - I'm short which gives me a rounder look.

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Spooklegeek · 18/11/2011 16:24

Excuse me, Noo Noo is my sister's name!

Obviously not the one on her birth certificate, but her name nonetheless. Have we been going round for nearly 40 years calling her a Vag equivalent? :)

And I thought it got confusing when my boys were into Teletubbies & were convinced their aunt was also a blue hoover...

WinterIsComing · 18/11/2011 16:28

"worraliberty Fri 18-Nov-11 16:03:06
I'd be looking at the nearest exit"

I wouldn't! Grin

Mmmnotsure · 18/11/2011 16:29

It's a dummy. 'The Last Noo-Noo.' Don't take that away from us, please!

giraffesCantDookForApples · 18/11/2011 16:31

WinterIsComing haha

BabeRuthless · 18/11/2011 16:31

There's people on this board who'd pay good money to look at someone's boils.

somewherewest · 18/11/2011 17:01

I think I'm more surprised by the cutsey names. Is 'vagina' such a scarey word?

SarahStratton · 18/11/2011 17:03

Ah, not about the Teletubbies then. Although, a boil's a boil...

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