to think you shouldnt show a stranger your noo noo?

[MaryPoppinsMagic]

Am a little bit shocked right now..

I've taken a new little one on every other saturday (I'm a cm) and went over to the mum's this afternoon to sort the contracts and hours out..

I am a little on the chubby side and she asked if I was expecting, obviously I said no I'm just fat she laughed and said I have what looks like a bump we got talking about c-sections and she proceeded to do the following...

Yanked her trousers down to show me her scar and how the docs bodged it.. Then showed me her 'boils' which were on her 'hair area' of which revealed her noo noo (millie whatever you like to call it)

I didn't know where to look...

Noo noo? Are we 5?

Millie is my parent's dog

That's the name we use here..

Would vagina of sounded funnier?

I must admit when she said boils I did think of mumsnet and was tempted to run home for my puskit but they wernt that great!

That's the name we use here..

Would vagina of sounded funnier?

I must admit when she said boils I did think of mumsnet and was tempted to run home for my puskit but they wernt that great!

Vagina's not scary, just inaccurate.

Noo noo

Millie.

I'm going to see Millie on Made in Chelsea in a whole new light now. Pore ol' Vag Head.

at redrubyblues

Sweet Jesus thats terrible. Including the "are you pregnant"" comment

Heard someone call it a 'Chloe' the other day. Yikes.

Did you feel like you had stepped into a parallel universe where flashing after insulting you was ok?!

I was once stood at a bar when an acquaintance of my sister unzipped her jeans and pulled out what I can only describe as a fistful of? flesh and said "just had me clit pierced, waddya think?"

It went-

Look down

Look up

Look away

vagina is NOT the right word for this story - if a stranger actually showed you her vagina that would be even more terrifying... would she have stirrups or just sort of wagle her legs in the air?

greeneyes

I wish I had your will power. I just couldn't help but stare..

I just stood there gawping at her fanjo like this

A noo noo in our house is the hoover - far too much tellytubbies Im afraid.

Noo-noo as in the sucky blue thing from Tellytubbies that hoovers up toast and custard?

I think the bit you're talking about is a mons pubis or something along those lines. Mound of Venus

YABVVVU to call it a noo noo FFS. Or a millie. Sheesh?

Its a foof in our house

Well your Mound of Venus is that fleshy but at the base of your thumb n the palm of your hand.

Yup the Noo-Noo sucks up the crumbs!!!

I once had a distant colleague get her whole (lips n all) vag out in the sink area of the loos at a very swish venue. She was pretty inebriated, me and my friend were not so much. Me & friend were discussing our magic pants, she said oh do you want to see my pants? and whipped up her ankle length ball gown to above waist level. Commando!

The very well dressed 70 yr old woman's (who just happened to be using the hand drier at the time) eyebrows almost shot off her face!!

WTF... back tracking but after showing you her section scar (almost okay to stranger) she proceeded to show you her BOILS???? Not just any boils, but vag BOILS????!!!!

Yes mec.. She was telling me how since her section she gets them. And the way she showed me meant I saw everything...

I wonder if she's on here. It would be awesome if she was reading this.

If you are, can you post pics?