I need something to judge.

[Hullygully]

Wednesday's quota of judging needs have yet to be met.

Who's got anything I can judge?

Except meanie old Pan

I had a bacon sandwich for breakfast today. It's a weekday. How indulgent! Judge away.

Cholesterol, heart disease, high blood pressure, factory farmed pigs, waste of arable land, greed and indulgence.

Judged.

I upset someone today.

I'm in bed in my pjs already. Dd is still up, I'll scream down the stairs soon for her to go to bed.

Made a chocolate cake. Forgot to give DS spoon to lick but ate chocolate icing out the bowl! Judge away it was blooming lovely!

I threw leftover spaghetti in the bin today rather than turning it into - dunno, that vile pudding my parents used to make. Children starving in Africa etc

Line - sadistic
Viva - lazy, slothful and neglectful
Wolfie - greed, diabetes and tooth decay

I'm off to an open mic night in a minute having not played for months, and that was briefly.

Carry on...

Winter - wanton and wasteful

purple - wilfully inflicting pain on the public

Hilly, how dare you judge me so. I,ve just come out of hospital and am on morphine amongst other drugs.

It's a school day and I have been here, in my jamas all day I have eaten a banana sarnie, in my jamas, while singing the Bananas in Pyjamas song and Mning while my family starved at my feet

nope - I got nothing. Judge my smugness if you wish.

Hully. Fuck you autocorrect.

I'm sat cuddling my baby whilst MIL puts away the washing she has done for me! Judge away, I'm sure she is!

HILLY? Ruuuude

pom - dirty and slothful slut

thousand - dull and complacent

Hully, here's the drip feed for you

It's a folk open mic session

I've been invited by the organiser

I've been playing for 20 years

I have a music degree

The instrument is the violin

Moody - spoiling the child, lazy, exploiting the MIL

oh, hang on - I encouraged 2yo DS to throw glitter on his face to see if it stick to his snot runners. And then took photos.

^^stuck

i've spent the day online shopping and MN'ing nursing my poor daughter who has tonsilitus, followed by a trip to the shop for cake and cider essentials for the family. Right now I am upstairs on the laptop drinking ciderallowing my DH to spend time with poorly DD

you have already been judged, thousand. And found wanting. I don't think you need throw sparkling snot into the mix.

cheermum - alcoholic, greedy, spendthrift and uncaring

Oh and earlier I heard dd screaming from downstairs that she had hurt herself and I finished my game of bejewelled blitz while shouting that I was coming but couldn't move fast. In fairness she didn't sound hurt and wasn't.

not sure why that last -- didn't work (maybe too much cider already?)

Thousand - got to know if the glitter stuck...