I need something to judge.

[Hullygully]

Wednesday's quota of judging needs have yet to be met.

Who's got anything I can judge?

Except meanie old Pan

Corr I would love nachos and chilli for breakfast

I took DS to soft play today. On the way home we popped to the shop, I bought a doughnut and ate it when he fell asleep in the car. I didn't buy DH one, even though he was at home. I'm now listening to DH putting DS to bed whilst I sit on my bum eating chocolate and watching Masterchef.

Thealmostfestiveknid sadly not or I would be the star of my own thread!

I have excelled myself today. Judge away.

I have eaten a whole, giant, bar of Galaxy for lunch.
I have cried at the dentists.
I have fed the DDs exactly the same as they had yesterday for dinner.

Best Worst of all, tomorrow morning I shall be driving to my local branch of the Halifax and killing someone. For fucking up my mortgage application the second time running.

I was sweary and aggressive on the underground. A bloke tried to shove through the barrier on my ticket and I when I got my pregnant belly and my 2 bags wedged he swore at me. So I shouted at him like the proverbial fishwife in the middle of the ticket hall. I told him to fuck off three times and called him a pig-ignorant twat. He was rude back so I told him to fuck off again for good measure.

My unborn child heard all this.

Judge away.

I gave my DS an ice lolly at 8.20 this morning as a bribe to leave the house and walk to school. Even the 4 yr old child who overtook us with her mother knew that this was an inappropriate breakfast food item, so i have all ready been judged today thank you.

OI! Hully my jamas are clean I tell you! apart from a few dubious stains that is

I had half a bag of S&V crisps and some jelly cola bottles instead of an evening meal.

I made dd a chip nutty for breakfast today.

I'm afraid I've had to give up judging, it's just too exhausting.

How inconvenient...

Do you know of any other judges in the neighbourhood? I've only got a few minutes and I'm on my lunch hour.

Poor Hully. Would you like me to make a list of posters and their potential transgressions? Then you just need to add your verdict. Come on, get judging! Mumsnet sinners need you.

I stayed in bed all day and I don't care.