I need something to judge.

[Hullygully]

Wednesday's quota of judging needs have yet to be met.

Who's got anything I can judge?

Except meanie old Pan

My life.

I have accidently taught my 2 year old to say 'fucks sake'. In context

I'm a SAHM hull...
Me and DH had lunch in Wetherspoons, then when we got home, I sat on the settee MNing while he baked bread and looked after DS...

Yes. It was very festive.

I spent over £100 on my online order to get free delivery with the express intention of returning 66% of the items. And I used my valid NUS card to get student discount even though I've not been a FT student for 11 years.

arf @ Memoo

Larksley - self pity

Memoo - cruel and irresponsible

Beyond - Go and live in Gin Lane where you belong

I'm laying in bed with DD1 (5) on MN

Can hear DP battling to get baby to sleep. Ha

Dd1 is asleep by the way. I'm top to toe in her bed

thanks, thousand...dd also has a snotty nose - may have to try it. though, she still has glitter in her hair from the weekend as she has not really been clean since sunday...judge away hully me dear

vivi - fraudster and shameless

I laughed at some of my students (non-English speaking) because they said "you know, the movie, "The Rise of the Monkey Planet".

skinty - um, that sounds all right really. Unless you are drunk?

It was too cold to attempt the walk down the back to the chest freezer so the DCs had Smiley faces, fish fingers and some burgers for dinner.

And cheesy beans.

I hope its not raining tomorrow because there isnt anything left in the kitchen freezer.

yellow - nope, that's fair too.

OhDo - poisoning and wanton disregard for flavour

I spent the weekend being complimented on the behaviour of my DCs. Obviously I denied any involvement in this feat, but not very secretly I am brimming with pride over my superior parenting skills . Go on, get your judgey pants on.
I also pointed out the two errors on a school letter ("21st of November", and "school or collage")

I am having a rose wine slushy whilst the kids go to sleep bash each other up next door.

And I had a chip roll for lunch.

Mope not drunk

Yay I am unjudgeable !

Hully - hey, sister, who'se you to judge? >wheeps with self pity

memoo thats well impressive

My DCs never quite got it right at that age

Oops, the letter should have said "21st of November", it actually said "21th of November" -damn you autocorrect

Greedy? Moi? Going to eat cake now. Not hoovered. DH putting DS to bed and OMG I fancy a glass of wine!

oh yes...i offered dd ice cream for breakfast