I need something to judge.

[Hullygully]

Wednesday's quota of judging needs have yet to be met.

Who's got anything I can judge?

Except meanie old Pan

i gave 9 month old dd a jam sandwich for lunch today

inmy - boastful and inviting of hubris

Stranded -

I got really, really cross at the postwoman for leaving open the gate so the sheep could get out. Much crosser than was reasonable, (esp given they've just been re-organised and doubtless she's had the time for her round cut).

Takver - intemperate and uncaring of a postwoman's travails. Over fond of sheep.

I'm not that fond of sheep, honest! (well, not like that, anyway . . .)

But you judge well, I am very intemperate

Stranded - you are utterly beyond the pale. You have placed yourself into a strange region of Beyond Judgment with your heinous and hideous ways.

i'm hiding in the family room from the plumber who came round 100 MINUTES AGO to give us a quote for doing the bathroom and is busy advising my husband on the complicated nature of private pensions. need him to leave!!!!!

i hate workmen. i was stalked by the garden man last week - why can't i find anyone normal who is also prompt, competent and reasonably priced to do work round the house???

skrunle - unreasonable and cowardly

You are too late, Hully. Some other bugger got there first.

I offered haribo to the child of a complete stranger at the launderette today and only thought to ask her mummy it was alright after she'd taken her head out of the washing machine (but before she'd actually taken any!)

I've just had a fag

found - opaque

soandso - launderette sugar and e number abuse

usual - see Stranded, above

I gave the cat his antibiotic as if it were a treat, didn't hide it in his food or shove it down his throat
I worry he will feel deprived when the course ends

Here is one for you, Hully: I have only just fed my children.

I just posted 'lolz' on another thread

opaque? What the actual Jeff?

Strangely, not understanding your judgement has made me feel even worse than actually being judged.

I've not changed my bedsheets for 2 weeks

I did a poo at work

I just cut my daughters toenails on the right foot only because that's the one with the cast on.

She can be Miss Gnarlytoe-Leftfoot, nobody can see that one

KenDoddsDadsDog Are you a plumber?

I am planning to eat nachos for breakfast tomorrow, with chili con carne and refried beans, as there is no cereal in the house and more importantly i want to.

There is no cereal in the house because as I was passing the shop on the way home this evening I thought 'oh, I need cereal' and then thought 'fuck porridge, and fuck Sainsburys, I'm having nachos for breakfast tomorrow because I can. '

Judge away