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Ok jumping on bandwagon here... Any sensitive, artistic and spiritual pisceans?

48 replies

HairyBeaver · 15/11/2011 06:44

Just thought I'd be unoriginal and jump on the band wagon :)

I am of course a pisces, any fellow MNetters one too Grin

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nooka · 15/11/2011 06:55

I'm a pisces too, but would not describe myself as sensitive, artistic or spiritual (in fact I didn't know I was supposed to be any of those things!)

Birnamwood · 15/11/2011 07:06

Same here, I have no artistic tendencies whatsoever!

I like vodka tho...

Silverstar2 · 15/11/2011 07:26

Me Me! I 'm a Pisces!

Not artistic though, or spiritual.

Can get a bit sensitive after a drink mind........... (or just teary).

Slightlyreluctantexpat · 15/11/2011 07:38

Me too! I'll join you even though I think astrology is bollocks

So, are we all spiritual, artistic and sensitive then? Does anybody not fit that person spec?

spiderslegs · 15/11/2011 07:39

Feck off you wishy washy watery cunts.

From a straight talking Taurean.

Slightlyreluctantexpat · 15/11/2011 07:40

Ah, took a long time writing that post because the phone rang while I was doing it. I see that so far we don't fit the criteria. Should we try to adapt ourselves? Become more spiritual and all?

Slightlyreluctantexpat · 15/11/2011 07:41

Let's just fight the Bullish ones.

Birnamwood · 15/11/2011 07:56

As I said, I'm not any of the above, but I am bloodyminded, stubborn and argumentative.

I could take on a taurean any day.

spiderslegs · 15/11/2011 08:03

& yes - it is all shite

Or is it?

Bossybritches22 · 15/11/2011 08:03

Grin 'Nother fishy one here !

Sensitive- on a bad day yep, mostly no.

Arty- howls hyserically......nearly got thrown out of art class in Y9 for my lack of perspective & habit of humming happily whilst working which annoyed the teacher!!

Spiritual- hmmm open to many ideologies does that count?

Slightlyreluctant you're right it is a complete load of bollocks debatable science, but can be amusing.

I'm one of those who believes in it when it fits, some readings are spookily what I am at that moment, others I read & think utter tripe!

HairyBeaver · 15/11/2011 08:10

Ok found this on a website:

Pisces Strength Keywords:

  • Compassionate
  • Adaptable
  • Accepting
  • Devoted
  • Imaginative
Pisces Weakness Keywords:
  • Oversensitive
  • Indecisive
  • Self-pitying
  • Lazy
  • Escapist
Pisces and Independence:

Pisces needs a dominant partner of role model in their life or they will very easily fall into a pit of self-pity and self-undoing. When they are independent and inspired by life's events, their creativity comes shining through but they are unable to be on their own for long before they start dreaming in their imaginary world of happy people and happy endings. They need other people to keep them grounded and on the right track.

Pisces and Friendship:

Pisces will go out of their way to help a friend. They are extremely sensitive and loyal. They will take a friend's problem and make it their own and suffer with them. This is the weak spot of Pisces but any friend of this zodiac sign should know that although they are attracted to people with severe problems who desperately need help, this actually does more harm them good. Even though Pisces will offer to make everything right, do not allow them to take on all your problems because they will lose their identity in your situation. They need a strong positive friend to make them strong. Pisces like adventure, new situation and social events. A Pisces friend will always have something exciting in mind and it is a very fulfilling, long lasting friendship.
Pisces and Business:

Pisces does not take well to a position of leadership or high business person, they are too sensitive and lacking in self-discipline and lacking self-confidence for a positions such as that. What they are good at is is writing, acting, poetry, or being musicians. Pisces are excellent at anything that tugs at the heart strings and mystical/spiritual. They are extremely creative and can use their skills of creativity and their understanding of people to inspire others. Unfortunately, most Pisces take the easy way out in life and never attain the degree of fame that they possibly could, they have to stop self-doubting themselves because they are capable of being good role models and leaders to others, people do look up to them.
Pisces and Temperament:

The Pisces personality is hard to pin down, it is very mysterious and elusive. Pisces are molded by their surroundings, they incorporate their experiences and surroundings into themselves. They have extreme compassion and they feel the pain of others. If something is wrong in the world that affects them, it affects them deeply, they take it to heart and feel extreme feelings regarding the matter. When they are happy, they are extremely happy and when they are sad, they are extremely depressed.
Pisces Deep Inside:

Pisces have an intuitive and psychic ability more then any other zodiac signs. They trust their gut feelings and if they do not, they quickly learn to because they realize that their hunches are usually correct. Pisces downfall is their sensitivity and their inability to reject another person. They do not like rejection and they try to treat others the way they want to be treated so they will rarely say no to a person for fear of hurting their feelings. They will help another person with their problems and like to do so because making others feel good in turn makes them feel good. Pisces is the zodiac sign of self-undoing. People born under this zodiac sign are not susceptible to bad luck and unfortunate events, they bring them on themselves by overindulging, laziness and a knack for picking poorly suited partners and friends. They want people in their life who stir their emotions because this helps them to practice emotional stability. The inner conflict of Pisces is extremes of temperament and conflicting emotions. They are trying to pinpoint themselves on the real world while their spiritual world can cloud their vision, they will try to escape or avoid a situation instead of confronting it. Pisces eternal struggle is to learn to use their powers and their imagination in a positive, productive way and vying for emotional stability by not giving away their emotions to everyone else, they need to help themselves.
Pisces in a Nutshell:

Pisces is the sign of mysticism, mystery and the spiritual unknown. Pisces live in two worlds, the real world and the spiritual or mystical world where they interpret what they see into what they want. They do this to avoid all the realities of pain and suffering in the world. They have extremes of emotions and feel both good and bad intensively. Pisces have formidable intuitive ability. Most Pisces are somehow involved with occult or spiritualism. Pisces are very good at understanding people for they have the ability to delve into the psyche and see behind a person's motivations. Pisces are prone to drug addiction and indulging lifestyles because of their eternal search for themselves and their fear of confrontation and having to change a situation, also they justify drug use by allowing it to get closer with their 'spiritual selves'. Once they aware this is why they are doing it, it will be easier to kick the habit. Pisces are not the pushovers that they may seem, in fact they have strength of character and will stand up for what they believe in and and they can do hard work for something they believe in. They can be very lazy but only in matters that they do not care about. Pisces is the most sensitive of all zodiac signs.

What it's Like to Date a Pisces Woman:

Pisces women are very captivating and fascinating. She makes a man feel like a man because of her need for a protector and leader. She is charming, soft and feminine. The ultimate enchantress. She can see right through a man and she is not easy to fool, so any man better be straight with her and not lead her on, because instead of confronting him, she will simply disappear. She needs to nurture and will give the man orders, but only for his own good. She will make sure he is eating properly and getting enough sleep, sort of like a mother nurturing a child. What she needs in return is a man to protect and cherish her, make her feel like she is needed and loved. She might almost be clingy and dependent but never overbearingly. Her partner will become of better half. She needs patience and sympathy and you have to be gentle with her. Don't poke fun or tease and definitely do not reject her harshly because she can't stand rejection. She is extremely romantic and will lose herself in the relationship. The Pisces woman is the ultra feminine nurturer, the ideal woman for the right man.
What it's Like to Date a Pisces Man:

Pisces man is is the ultimate romantic, the sensitive man who feels with a woman. Pisces male is the ideal zodiac sign for the woman who complains that men are not sensitive enough, this man is. However, he has such an ideal of romance that is unrealistic and will fall out of love when he realizes that there is no such thing as the perfect woman. This man lives in the world of dreams and he needs a woman to keep him grounded. He always seems to chose the wrong woman, or a woman he can't have like a married woman that way there is no worry about becoming emotionally attached. He needs a woman who can dominate him, but very subtly. She has to be able to help him steer clear of bad habits and bad thoughts. Pisces man needs sensitivity, generosity and compassion, nurture him and he will nurture you back. A fulfilling emotional relationship for the strong yet sensitive woman.
How to Attract Pisces:

talk about spirituality, the occult, astrology, anything that is out of reach of the real world. They will easily get lost in a good conversation. Although they are attracted to people with severe problems who desperately need help, this actually does more harm them good. Even though Pisces will offer to make everything right, do not allow them to take on all your problems because they will lose their identity in your situation. They need a strong positive partner to make them strong. Pisces like adventure, new situation and social events and will be up to doing almost anything that you suggest. Make them laugh, they are usually melancholy and will be impressed if someone has the ability to make them laugh. They are not very conservative people so do not be afraid to talk about unconventional or strange things and tell them odd jokes, they will be impressed by that. They are suckers for flattery give them compliments and tell them in a roundabout way that you admire them. Be sensitive, generous and gentle, make them feel comfortable with you and make them feel good about themselves and all will be smooth sailing!
Pisces Erogenous Zone:

The feet are the most sensitive spot for Pisces. Massaging the feet and sucking on toes are usually Pisces favorite and will get them steamed up and ready for action.
Sex With Pisces:

Sex with Pisces is an emotional and physical experience, and if you allow it, it will be a spiritual experience as well. Pisces are very good at, and love role play. Acting fully in their roles. They like to seduce. Role play that you are in an old fashioned brothel and get them to seduce you, they love erotic games for they are able to get completely involved and lose themselves in the erotic play. Pisces likes risque encounters and offbeat activities. A very fun partner for those who like different encounters and physical sex.

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Birnamwood · 15/11/2011 08:16

come an have a go if you think you're 'ard enough

Slightlyreluctantexpat · 15/11/2011 08:16

Ha Bossy! I do know what you mean. Sometimes the horoscope seems spookily true. Usually it doesn't. That's what keeps people reading them though.

I can get bloody angry. Think I might show that bolshy spiderslegs just how tough we wishy washy watery ones are. Though as I cannot bring myself to use the C word she used, perhaps have shot self in foot.

Slightlyreluctantexpat · 15/11/2011 08:23

Blimey! x posted with OP's magnum opus there.

(what a lot to take in.......)

HairyBeaver · 15/11/2011 08:28

I like to stealth post Wink

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Slightlyreluctantexpat · 15/11/2011 08:32

An enormous drip feed in fact!

GoForthAndSwivel · 15/11/2011 08:34

Another Piscean here! I can be accepting, adaptable but indecisive.

I like reading about astrology but take it all with a pinch of salt.

IWantWine · 15/11/2011 08:35

I am a typical Piscean then! Am I the only one?

Bossybritches22 · 15/11/2011 08:37

Blimey, a lot of that IS me........fighting a bit of self-pitying phase at the mo, can I blame the stars???? Grin

Hullygully · 15/11/2011 08:38

You are no match for the Scorpion Clan

NeedABrew · 15/11/2011 08:39

Yes me! That epic post is me to a T.

HairyBeaver · 15/11/2011 08:41

Glad im not the only one who can identify with my epic cut and paste.

Thought it was quite interesting and wondered how many people can identify.

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HairyBeaver · 15/11/2011 08:42

How am I drip feeding? Hmm it's cut and pasted off a website

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Slightlyreluctantexpat · 15/11/2011 08:46

I was joking, you sensitive thing! :o

Birnamwood · 15/11/2011 08:48

Run off have you?!?!

That'll learn em

I agree with the friendship bit and the psycho psychic bit but the rest is totally off the mark. Especially the 'feminine and needy'- couldn't be further from the truth!